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bad_teammate

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  1. OK, I've seen worse mockups. I'm actually less angry at that than I would expect to be. But still, there is no need to mess with it. It's the best in the game and we need no gimmicks.
  2. Texas A&M Football: Choke a Woman Out ------------------------------------------------------------ During a press availability Wednesday, junior defensive tackle DJ Hicks was asked about how the defensive line will replace three potential NFL draft picks and what fans can expect from the unit in the future. Hicks responded, in part, saying the unit’s motto is “C.B.O.” In a follow-up question asking what “C.B.O.” stood for, Hicks said, “In simple terms, choke a woman out. Let’s say that.” ------------------------------------------------------------ How about let's NOT say that, Mr. Hicks.
  3. Natty natty natty natty good god. "NC" is two letters.
  4. "If those cheating Wildcats hadn't cheated us out of an inning we were TOTALLY going to score 6 runs at least!" - Ags, probably
  5. If Flood is in then I'm in. Hook 'em
  6. Look, guys, it was just Spring Break. When you're low carb and you booze it up for a week you gain a lot of water weight. Back off!
  7. I am very happy with my initial take, which is that WR are disproportionately moronic. I think every possible scenario confirms this presumption.
  8. The venn diagram of guys who do this kind of thing and the guys who attract women who would lie about this sort of thing has a LOT of overlap.
  9. Do it. There is no future. Nothing matters. Who cares.
  10. I hope they beat us by 100.
  11. So they're mad that an ESPN broadcaster doesn't talk like Dave South? lol ok
  12. A little mustard and hot sauce on them sardines they'll go down a treat. Grow up
  13. Ok, but what KIND of American are you? *banjoing intensifies*
  14. I don't disbelieve this at all because I'm a huge fucking moron, but...
  15. I thought I was clever and original but I shouldn't be shocked it already exists. Someone take me out back and tie me to a post. I'm done.
  16. I am old, so it is my belief that the zoomers will adore Trump for making sure they didn't have to go longer than 24hrs without TikTok and that the internment of non-whites and the LGBTQ will not matter to them. And those zoomers who are vaguely aware of moral goodness will do sad TikTok dances outside the concentration camps.
  17. You don't. I generally host big family gatherings and I've fully become the "we don't talk politics during family gatherings" guy and I have had to have real conversations with family members about it. My fully MAGA'd sister even managed to alienate me, the last of her siblings who would even bother talking to her (her kids won't even talk to her anymore) because she somehow believes that "no politics at Christmas" is a "free speech" issue. A particularly dumbass in-law (I call him "mouthbreather") has been pulled aside a couple of times, but he's mostly able to contain himself and he generally feels embarrassed after our 1-on-1s. Early on I asked moutbreather how many sides there were to him as a person, and we agreed there were many. It's simply a matter of putting one side to the background for the evening, and it's not hard. And it's also a matter of showing your teeth occasionally, so the idiots don't get confused and think your motivation is fear of their bold, unassailable ideas. We don't have long in this world.
  18. I choose to believe that our lack of portal-outs is a sign of how bad our roster is (no one even wants them!) and that we're doomed. DOOMED I SAY!!!!
  19. One Ag in there complaining about the expanded SEC being unfun. 2012 Expansion: Missouri & Texas A&M 2024 Expansion: Oklahoma & Texas Who, outside of Mizzou and A&M fans, thinks the second expansion is less exciting than the first? It's a joke. They're a joke.
  20. "This college QB will not be an immediate success in the NFL." Man, these are some bold, innovative takes. This thread is brain cancer.
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