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bad_teammate

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  1. Low and slow until it's fall-apart tender. Sounds about right
  2. It's perfect. Performs great a small handful of times. Makes a lot of awesome noise. Constantly breaks and, under no circumstances, can be relied on long-term.
  3. Me, watching the Fish Camp video...
  4. Who do I Venmo for my part in the "Beating Washington Is Our Standard" banner?
  5. Talking at my wife about it last night, this is what I said was the dream scenario. Doing her best to look like she gives a shit, hiding the fact that she was calculating how many destination vacations we could've had as a family if not for the years of games and donations, fearing my return to being a godawful wreck as I was '03-'11. Hiding it all and humoring me. Can't ask for more than that.
  6. Hey guys... are Big 12 refs actually good?
  7. #3 was the problem there, not #9
  8. those dudes with nametags on their coats look like Mormon missionaries
  9. Milroe had a 10 yard window to fit that in and he blew it lol
  10. We would whip both these teams' asses.
  11. Don't you fuckin' blow this, Milroe.
  12. Coach Scarcesian
  13. GET OFF THE STAGE YOU BITCH
  14. FUCK YOU BRETT YORMARK
  15. Love Quinn's malapropisms. Putting a staple on this program. God paved the path. lol
  16. Of course not.
  17. Very loud SEC chant?
  18. LET ARCH THROW!
  19. Hill responsible for giving up 2 receiving TDs. A lot to learn for Bug Mountain
  20. Texas fans, "Hey, FSU lost their starting QB so there's no way they're as good as a team now! They should be left out!" FSU loses their 2nd string QB, too Texas fans, "YES! HA HA HA! YES! *monkeys paw curls*
  21. Jesus Christ, Quinn
  22. I'd be in a fucking hospital bed like Hugh Freeze
  23. Pointing at his tat, I think
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