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Our best recruiter is the guys signing the fucking checks. Reassign him to crootin' and monkey-wranglin'. We need a real special teams coach

There's the Quinn we know and love!!

Quinn making us proud so far. Love to see it.

yep, should be obvious but I guess not

No. Must be cute. Must be adorable. Must break Twitter.

That's a hilarious non-call.

This, and more designed QB runs early IMO. Obviously Quinn is hurt and it's risky, but at the same time we have to take risks like that especially when the defense is assuming we won't do it. Anything we can do to increase our own confidence and decrease our own fear while putting some doubts in their heads is worth doing. Safe isn't going to cut it today.

Anyone having feelings about that is an idiot. 1 - He will almost certainly receive the best coaching of his college career no matter where he ends up. 2 - He has to believe in himself.

"Sign was fake." What does that even mean?

They hired Wazzu's OC to get Wazzu's QB. They then told the Wazzu OC he had to keep OU's entire remaining offensive staff in order to keep their 9th-in-the-SEC class together. To sign a 5* OT, they purposefully kneecapped the guy who is supposed to resurrect Sooner Magic. Things are great in Norman. Just wonderful.

I choose to believe so, even if evidence proves otherwise, because it makes those losses even funnier.

He has signed therefore he always was signed.

Can you update this top post with a text list of who has signed and who is remaining above all the tweets? Like this.... Signed: Jamie Ffrench Myron Charles Remaining: Deunte Chatman

No! I need to wait around for the same opening tease frame to load on a preview for a social media platform I don't use to get information that is poorly displayed and only tells me what I want to know if I know the social media handles of the recruits!!! MORE TWITTER VIDEOS! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I didn't love what we already have on campus and what we're bringing in, I'd be unironically advocating the NBRP: The Nah-Bruh Reclamation Program. Drug testing, tight nutritional control, Bennie-Wylie-approved workouts, bring in local magicians for sleight-of-hand immersion therapy.

To be fair, it's true that it's silly college stuff and it's also true that A&M could sanitize itself completely and become like most other schools and they STILL will never win anything or matter. They might as well turn up the weirdness.

It would be impossible for me to care less about any of our players' NFL or awards outlooks vs us winning championships on the field.

Because we have no control over it and there is no clear alternative that is obviously superior. Arch isn't a lock to be a better QB going into the SEC championship and playoffs and Owens definitely isn't. One of my sad Aggie friends was lamenting the upcoming loss of Connor Weigman and saying just handing the keys to the kingdom over to Marcel Reed is a long-term mistake. He said he thinks it was smart for Sark to stick with Quinn and avoid trying out the shiny new object when Quinn struggled and stick to a plan and work towards a plan with confidence. I agree with the Ag and, I suppose, with Sark. (He wishes Elko had done the same with Weigman and that Weigman will go to another school and turn out to be a better QB than whatever A&M trots out for the next 2 years, a'la OU/Oregon Arnold/Gabriel.) Do I, personally, want Arch to play? Absolutely, but it's for reasons beyond what is most likely to produce the best results overall for the team in the short/medium term (all we have remaining for this season). I want Arch to play for aesthetic and emotional reasons, for fan reasons. My brain recognizes that we have a coach who is intelligently managing a team/roster and I trust that management. Quinn is our QB, warts and all, because he is pretty clearly the better option in terms of winning the football games ahead of us. As cool as it would be to know Arch was starting and then start building stories in our heads about how he's going to be some hot-tempered, dynamic, play-making god, that's really just us having a fun time inventing stories in our heads.

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Yep, the Aggies in my life are mainly just depressed and it's no fun. I don't like sad Aggies. I like my Aggies boastful and delusional. When I tell them this, they don't seem to like it. poke-Aggie-with-stick - "Do something."

Quinn needs these on Saturday. THE WHEELS ARE FOR ANKLE RECOVERY OK!?!?!

Can't wait for Jimbo-led WVU to face Elko-led A&M in the Who-Gives-A-Shit-Bowl in 2025.

He's makin' 'em at night

That's a sip spy! Ags are too classy to doxx refs! WHOOP!

Kicker and Punter are 1A and 1B.