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bad_teammate

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  1. One of my favorite genres of dumbshit posts by certain-types-of-guys is the "invent something to be offended by" genre. Bright red bald head, gas station Oakleys, driver's seat of an F-150 parked outside a Wal-Mart, creating a YouTube video into the front-facing camera of the iPhone 8 saying shit like, "OH SO WHAT'S NEXT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BOW WHEN I SEE A WNBA PLAYER?!? IS THAT WHAT THEY WANT!? I HAVE TO STAB MYSELF TO MAKE MEGAN RAPINOE HAPPY!? I HAVE TO CASTRATE MYSELF FOR SHERYL SWOOPES!? IS THAT WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO WANT NEXT!?!" Texas Longhorns - Men's Texas Longhorns - Women's This shit isn't complicated. In the dystopian hell-future feared by certain-types-of-guys: Dallas Cowboys - Men's Dallas Cowboys - Women's "OH SO EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE WOMEN, THEY'RE COWBOYS!?! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SEXIST?!!?!?" The eternal victim never runs out of things to feel victimized by. That's their magic.
  2. Absolutely. The ceiling for women's sports is almost certainly significantly lower than for men's, but the floor started to level only very recently. There's money in girl's/women's sports. It might not be as much as claimed by a handful of people who certain-types-of-guys love to rage about online, but anyone who sees the money poured into girl's volleyball and softball and basketball camps by eager parents and has half a brain knows the potential is huge. Put more NCAA female athletes on social media (and clips/highlights), where young women virtually live, and its more likely that those young women will idolize and want to emulate those NCAA female athletes. It's not rocket surgery. Women have money. Lots of it. It's going to be a SLOW process of integrating sports into the lives of women, but it's not impossible. We all love sports because we were little boys encouraged (often forced) to play sports. And we were fed images and video of men playing sports. We all grew up imitating different batters' stances or shot techniques. Even girls TODAY don't have much opportunity to see that kind of stuff, and they have to look for it.
  3. A&M needs to come up with the TexasTwo fund because that's twice as big. Stupid sips
  4. "positice" aside... - I hope there is a second comma under the blackout to set off that appositive phrase including the donor's name. - There is no need for a comma in the sentence beginning, "The purpose of...". - What does "their NIL" mean? Their NIL what? Opportunities? Rights? Activities? Proceeds? - There is no need for "And" to begin that final sentence. - Pay an undergrad $20 to proofread your goddam e-mails.
  5. The car decal actually doesn't look bad. I put it on my wife's car without asking her and when she finally realized it was there she didn't even complain that much.
  6. Make that coffee bag burnt orange and slap this on it and I'd buy a bunch as gifts for Aggies and Sooners and other lessers in my life.
  7. Would be fascinating to hear the conversations inside other programs right now about shutting down whatever sign-stealing operations they have. A few Conor-Stalion-alikes for other programs being fitted for concrete shoes.
  8. Why would anyone believe Michigan has stopped cheating when the man in charge of their cheating, Jim Harbaugh, is still the head of their program? No. Let's not fall for this Conor Stalions fall guy bullshit. Maybe Michigan is worth a shit once they completely wipe this coaching staff and sports admin. Maybe.
  9. Having to change your signs potentially does have a major impact. The game is highly choreographed and involves a ton of people. Changes of any kind are a big deal, and that's the entire purpose behind the rules against stealing signs. If my guys get to get used to the same calls and signs so often it's instinct and your guys have to take more time to think about it and coordinate because you're changing them due to my illegal sign-stealing, that is an advantage for me. A competitive advantage. Football is a game of fractions of a second and a game of inches.
  10. "OK OK OK I know we were cheating but we would've won anyway and if we win again in the future that PROVES that we would've won anyway in the past!" Slamming face first into every branch of the Stages of Acceptance tree on the way down.
  11. This is a fun one. Stalions talking into DC Mintner's ear. Mintner calls blitz, they blitz, and two guys fill the run gap. (2nd down play, 27:40ish in)
  12. Spencer Tillman is the one saying it, so...
  13. Hey, Kyle, how is your offensive line so fucking bad?
  14. I ain't even mad. Fuck us for even calling that play.
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