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bad_teammate

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Everything posted by bad_teammate

  1. All of Italy if Ferraris started being handed out to young black athletes
  2. So disappointing when a Lambo's doors don't open like a spaceship
  3. Maybe Freshwater is at his happiest when he has one coach's balls to lick to give him cover for flipping everyone else off. With Saban gone, Sark can be his new Daddy if/when Texas starts/keeps dominating.
  4. Bond Golden Bolden Anyone know a guy named Gond so we can complete the set?
  5. Fire Sark. 30 day window. Rehire Sark. Boom
  6. That's fine, my Bobby Layne should cover it.
  7. Looking the other way, it seems.
  8. Surely you don't mean this.
  9. We already have one whose stripper girlfriend's pole-dance-partner monkey bit a kid on Halloween. I mean, a Doctor of Neighborhood was there to save the day, but the powder keg of crazy we're already sitting on is formidable. And I fully support adding to it.
  10. I think Pole Assassin and Coach O would get along famously! Bring him in!
  11. Jimmy Sexton arriving at the Bama football complex to influence coaching moves. "I did not say this. I am not here."
  12. There are a lot of fun memes out there about it. I have 0 fear of it happening and my non-UT buddies seem to be having a good time. Ags and Sooners and such clinging to silly hopes about Arch and/or Sark leaving? Adorable.
  13. Gonna auction off that card, watch. I'll bid tree fiddy
  14. Anyone have that "I want to die" image with the Longhorn floating in the ocean? Because that's how I feel about this.
  15. Michigan is like California "hot and sunny every day; every day hot and sunny!"
  16. I'm so glad that TV isn't mounted over the fucking fireplace like so many savages do. Huge respect.
  17. Maybe not even big money Ags are required; I think Liucci and his message board participants were enough to Deep-6 the Stoops hire. Might be mistaken, though.
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