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Hey, Kyle, how is your offensive line so fucking bad?

I ain't even mad. Fuck us for even calling that play.

Threw it to a guy who wasn't looking.

lol we got away with a fucking major hold

When the ref says "We're done here, guys!" does he mean the play or Houston's chances of winning?

Looks like a ton of empty spots in that stadium. Pathetic.

Here's what I know: OU sucks

Passing forward scares ya to death.

Wherever there are 5-stars... you will find us. Wherever there are roster holes... we'll be there! LINE!?

There is also the option that Harbaugh is just cheating more or more openly than others and it isn't a mysterious conspiracy against him. Controversial take, I know, but that might just be happening.

My Quantum Dark Matter Signal Decipherer follows all NCAA rules and can be YOURS for the low low price of $35M (up front, $3M/mth maintenance fee required).

If it's an elaborate scheme involving technology, it's because he's having people film the opponent sidelines during games and then analyzing that film and relaying it on the sideline during gameday.

I'm here to do two things, know nothing and post. And I'm damn good at both of 'em.

I was out hunting and one of the guys accidentally flagged another and shot him in the back. As the shot man lay bleeding, dying, and weeping, I asked him if he loved Jesus. Some blood gurgled out of his mouth and I took that as a yes. So I prayed over him as panic and fear filled his eyes. He died. I'm sure my prayers helped him get into heaven, though! WHOOOOOOOOP!

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What would Sul Ross think if saw our sidelines with the black coach and a swaggercopter and a turnover pimp cane with pimp robe?!

I wonder if him coaching his son his whole life has anything to do with his son being such a great QB/NFL caliber. Probably not. Probably random chance.

I've got a brilliant idea for their fundraising to buy him out...

Yeah, it's a common thing here for us to think recruits are talking about Texas when they talk about wanting "good academics", but really what a lot of them want is an easy path to a degree. Online classes only while being "supported" by multiple tutors sounds like the way to go if that's your goal.

- Have fans of the school everywhere around you growing up - Be a teenager and not have experience or perspective - Get paid at a top level - Get worshipped and adored around campus - High-end facilities - Easy academics A&M is weird, but the football players aren't in the Corps or the milkmen brigade or whatever else. That's other people doing weird shit that they never see or deal with. A dumbass teenager might think the Corps is real military, so whatever weird shit they do is just "I don't know, military or whatever". The players are in a separate world of weed smoke, guns, pill dealing, skipping practice, underachieving, and high-HP domestic cars in parking garages. Player unhappiness probably has a lot more to do with Jimbo's failures as a program leader/coach than Aggie weirdness. A coach who turned out more draft picks and won more wouldn't have the roster churn issues, I think. I doubt there's a massive premium, but I'm sure someone with actual knowledge and not just my supposition will come along and elucidate.

Jimbo gonna get that Mailbox Money baby

Anyone got an AgTag they can burn at TexAgs on this???

Limp off the field, Max, that way it's OK