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Everything posted by bad_teammate

  1. They need to strike back and get Taylor Hamm to find UT players in bathroom and whisper "portal... portal... porrrrrtal" under the stalls.
  2. Elko sat down with Bisontis and Diggs and had a hard talk with them about how they didn't have a future in the new, lunchpail, workman, football-dude culture. Tough to have to break kids' hearts, but Elko is not afraid of doing the right thing.
  3. How the hell do you fire Steve Addazio if you just want a bunch of guys being dudes!?!? HE'S THE OG DUDE-GUY!
  4. OC - Norm Chow DC - Jon Gruden (he's good at offense, so he'll know defense, duh)
  5. I think Elko just hired two of them from Duke, the OL and CB coach. I don't know how many Duke assistants I'd be wanting if I was an Aggie fan, though. Can aim higher with that kind of pay pool.
  6. Had to go to Instagram to check that's a real picture. Yep. lol
  7. Low and slow until it's fall-apart tender. Sounds about right
  8. It's perfect. Performs great a small handful of times. Makes a lot of awesome noise. Constantly breaks and, under no circumstances, can be relied on long-term.
  9. Me, watching the Fish Camp video...
  10. Who do I Venmo for my part in the "Beating Washington Is Our Standard" banner?
  11. Talking at my wife about it last night, this is what I said was the dream scenario. Doing her best to look like she gives a shit, hiding the fact that she was calculating how many destination vacations we could've had as a family if not for the years of games and donations, fearing my return to being a godawful wreck as I was '03-'11. Hiding it all and humoring me. Can't ask for more than that.
  12. Hey guys... are Big 12 refs actually good?
  13. #3 was the problem there, not #9
  14. those dudes with nametags on their coats look like Mormon missionaries
  15. Milroe had a 10 yard window to fit that in and he blew it lol
  16. We would whip both these teams' asses.
  17. Don't you fuckin' blow this, Milroe.
  18. Coach Scarcesian
  19. GET OFF THE STAGE YOU BITCH
  20. FUCK YOU BRETT YORMARK
  21. Love Quinn's malapropisms. Putting a staple on this program. God paved the path. lol
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