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bad_teammate

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  1. Talking at my wife about it last night, this is what I said was the dream scenario. Doing her best to look like she gives a shit, hiding the fact that she was calculating how many destination vacations we could've had as a family if not for the years of games and donations, fearing my return to being a godawful wreck as I was '03-'11. Hiding it all and humoring me. Can't ask for more than that.
  2. Hey guys... are Big 12 refs actually good?
  3. #3 was the problem there, not #9
  4. those dudes with nametags on their coats look like Mormon missionaries
  5. Milroe had a 10 yard window to fit that in and he blew it lol
  6. We would whip both these teams' asses.
  7. Don't you fuckin' blow this, Milroe.
  8. Coach Scarcesian
  9. GET OFF THE STAGE YOU BITCH
  10. FUCK YOU BRETT YORMARK
  11. Love Quinn's malapropisms. Putting a staple on this program. God paved the path. lol
  12. Very loud SEC chant?
  13. Hill responsible for giving up 2 receiving TDs. A lot to learn for Bug Mountain
  14. Texas fans, "Hey, FSU lost their starting QB so there's no way they're as good as a team now! They should be left out!" FSU loses their 2nd string QB, too Texas fans, "YES! HA HA HA! YES! *monkeys paw curls*
  15. Jesus Christ, Quinn
  16. I'd be in a fucking hospital bed like Hugh Freeze
  17. Pointing at his tat, I think
  18. 1st down handoff up the middle I'm fucking watching you, Sark
  19. Barron "one of the best cover guys Texas has" Well... technically true lol
  20. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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