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bad_teammate

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  1. Make that coffee bag burnt orange and slap this on it and I'd buy a bunch as gifts for Aggies and Sooners and other lessers in my life.
  2. Would be fascinating to hear the conversations inside other programs right now about shutting down whatever sign-stealing operations they have. A few Conor-Stalion-alikes for other programs being fitted for concrete shoes.
  3. Why would anyone believe Michigan has stopped cheating when the man in charge of their cheating, Jim Harbaugh, is still the head of their program? No. Let's not fall for this Conor Stalions fall guy bullshit. Maybe Michigan is worth a shit once they completely wipe this coaching staff and sports admin. Maybe.
  4. Having to change your signs potentially does have a major impact. The game is highly choreographed and involves a ton of people. Changes of any kind are a big deal, and that's the entire purpose behind the rules against stealing signs. If my guys get to get used to the same calls and signs so often it's instinct and your guys have to take more time to think about it and coordinate because you're changing them due to my illegal sign-stealing, that is an advantage for me. A competitive advantage. Football is a game of fractions of a second and a game of inches.
  5. "OK OK OK I know we were cheating but we would've won anyway and if we win again in the future that PROVES that we would've won anyway in the past!" Slamming face first into every branch of the Stages of Acceptance tree on the way down.
  6. This is a fun one. Stalions talking into DC Mintner's ear. Mintner calls blitz, they blitz, and two guys fill the run gap. (2nd down play, 27:40ish in)
  7. To be fair, our QB knocked himself out.
  8. Not if she treats me right.
  9. As was Mitchell
  10. hahahahaha what
  11. One might call it... The Red Zone
  12. Spencer Tillman is the one saying it, so...
  13. Hey, Kyle, how is your offensive line so fucking bad?
  14. I ain't even mad. Fuck us for even calling that play.
  15. Threw it to a guy who wasn't looking.
  16. lol we got away with a fucking major hold
  17. When the ref says "We're done here, guys!" does he mean the play or Houston's chances of winning?
  18. Looks like a ton of empty spots in that stadium. Pathetic.
  19. Here's what I know: OU sucks
  20. Passing forward scares ya to death.
  21. Wherever there are 5-stars... you will find us. Wherever there are roster holes... we'll be there! LINE!?
  22. There is also the option that Harbaugh is just cheating more or more openly than others and it isn't a mysterious conspiracy against him. Controversial take, I know, but that might just be happening.
  23. My Quantum Dark Matter Signal Decipherer follows all NCAA rules and can be YOURS for the low low price of $35M (up front, $3M/mth maintenance fee required).
  24. If it's an elaborate scheme involving technology, it's because he's having people film the opponent sidelines during games and then analyzing that film and relaying it on the sideline during gameday.
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