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bad_teammate

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  1. It's a PR battle move and I think it'll work really well for him unless Heard has secret evidence of abuse. 

    I mean, I'm ready to buy a ticket to the next Depp movie and I haven't given a shit about anything he's done in probably decades. I want Depp to get on the Marvel Super Hero actor drugs, do the Wolverine training regimen, and come back as an alternate-universe Iron Man or some dumb shit like that.

    Get super jacked, act stupid, and make $80M. Let's go.

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  2. Kelvin Banks is an astonishing prospect. Every time I saw him live I was impressed with his athleticism, power, and attitude.

    He would systematically dominate the guys in front of him and, by the second half, he would have them on the ground and dance over them. A defense just demoralized by this guy who they can do nothing about; you could feel it in the stadium and see it on the opposing sideline. I don't think he'll walk onto campus and be our best player, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he's our best tackle immediately (which might not be saying much... I watch more HS football than Longhorn football at this point honestly).

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  3. 37 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

    LonghornBob (Wheeler) was the original anti-LonghornGirlie, an irreverent bastard, and the first to spin off a rival message board. From a founding father sense of Mt Rushmore, I think he’d be on there with Blacklab. I’d also understand if his engraving disappeared without explanation after taking people’s money. 

    Carved of a Harder Stone, one might say

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