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bad_teammate

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  1. 26 minutes ago, Frank Gallagher said:

    Nah...  The next step is farm systems.  UTSA and UTEP are told who to go after and if they pan out they're elevated to the show.

    I love it. Let's do it. Mini-NIL programs for project guys/grade-behavior risks to go to UTSA and UTEP to work like farm teams. 

    Well Done Ends & The Pancake Shed

    You get $15k/year to be a Roadrunner OL as RS, RS-FR then if you're the goods, you transfer to UT for JR & SR seasons.

    We basically do this for academics. Let's do it for athletics, too!

    Quick, what's the Miners version of Surly!?!

  2. 3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    I figure the next step will be for some university to just outright buy another schools entire program.

    UT is in the playoffs!

    * - University of Texas at Cincinnati 

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  3. 7 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

    Ketch publicly showed our hand (and his ass), again. CoitusPorn on 247 is in a group text with a bunch of San Antonio Spurs who are saying that Ewers is locked in to UT and is bringing two long-snappers with him. Tim Duncan's jet just flew from Dallas to Austin. Del Frisco's has conceded defeat. Think that about covers it. 

    going to go order a chateaubriand well done and they're going to DO IT, damnit

    Establish dominance.

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  4. 2 hours ago, idigTexas said:

    WTF.  We may be more aggy than aggy.

    i will NEVER sacrifice the pride of my online persona to do something this debased

    now pardon me while i post a GIF of a girl dancing around in her underwear when a 16-year-old boy visits a university I went to 30 years ago

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  5. Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

    SHUT UP DUMB BITCH YOU DON'T CONTRIBUTE TO BURNT ENDS SO YOUR FUCKING OPINIONS REGARDING EWERS IS FUCKING IRRELEVANT, LITERALLY GO SIT IN A CORNER AND EAT A BAG OF DICKS WITH STOOPS.

    Firm, but fair.

    Quinn Ewers would be extremely welcome. Hundreds of students would be wearing mullet wigs to celebrate his first appearance.

  6. 2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    Thanks.

    I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media, and time building knowledge and money have brought us to the point where we can actually do something about this sport we love.

    My expectation is that this does indeed help this staff, the players, future players, and the program. If we could start winning at an elite level again, that would justify the effort we have put in since early July when it became immediately evident that the Athletic Department wasn't going to be a help. 

    If Texas, its layers of fanbase from the BMDs to the middles to the everyday fans, the city of Austin, and the state of Texas are truly able to harness the competitive advantages within NIL's framework, UT can have an engine built that very few other programs can rival and will put these silly ass, dark market bagman games to absolute shame. 

    @immamac @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @GlenFromTheMailRoom @SquishMitten and several folks not on this board, including Bobby Burton, played huge roles in getting this going. @texifornia @Burt Macklin @Dbeasy @henrygandorf and a number of other folks (shout yourself out for positive rep if you're not named) helped get this from idea to a germinating sapling as well.

    Here's to bigger and better. 

    Godspeed, you beautiful bastards

  7. 1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

    I mean, you might want to consider guessing to be a waste of your time. It's being laid out here and in several other places. 

    Reading? That's boring. I'll just make it up in my head

    I choose to believe it's one of those money tornado machines and they lock. one OL and one Make-A-Wish kid inside and they both grab as much cash as they can in 1 minute.

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