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bad_teammate

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  1. It's a PR battle move and I think it'll work really well for him unless Heard has secret evidence of abuse. I mean, I'm ready to buy a ticket to the next Depp movie and I haven't given a shit about anything he's done in probably decades. I want Depp to get on the Marvel Super Hero actor drugs, do the Wolverine training regimen, and come back as an alternate-universe Iron Man or some dumb shit like that. Get super jacked, act stupid, and make $80M. Let's go.
  2. That wasn't dirty, it was just extremely awkward and unathletic. So... baseball.
  3. Fine by me. I like our chances in free agency every offseason.
  4. lol can we please, PLEASE just be left alone for one god damn offseason? PLEASE
  5. Kelvin Banks is an astonishing prospect. Every time I saw him live I was impressed with his athleticism, power, and attitude. He would systematically dominate the guys in front of him and, by the second half, he would have them on the ground and dance over them. A defense just demoralized by this guy who they can do nothing about; you could feel it in the stadium and see it on the opposing sideline. I don't think he'll walk onto campus and be our best player, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he's our best tackle immediately (which might not be saying much... I watch more HS football than Longhorn football at this point honestly).
  6. Bingo, especially in the case of a coach following multiple dysfunctional coaching administrations in a program without a recent history of success.
  7. Aren't YOU guys going to feel foolish when we win the Big 12 next year!
  8. 90% of this board is dying of Acute Posting Syndrome
  9. (I'm an old fuck also from Jasper, it's funny. You're fine. Also, your fro was magnificent.)
  10. Ewers and Card are going to alternate drives and score a TD each time. In the 2024 draft, there's going to be a coin flip to decide which one goes #1 and #2. Two straight split Heisman trophies. Dual National Championship MVPs. Mark it down.
  11. I discovered today that September is Alopecia Awareness Month, so yeah, you're a survivor. You are thriving, queen, and we're all here for it. Periodt.
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