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bad_teammate

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  1. UT is in the playoffs! * - University of Texas at Cincinnati
  2. "Yeah babe, I post Online. Me and the boys? We're pretty cool. Longhorn football. Pictures of girls. Got some sweet inside jokes. ... Wait, you AND your friend? At the same time? Sure! ... Yeah I'll tell you about some pretty epic threads since you both seem so eager."
  3. going to go order a chateaubriand well done and they're going to DO IT, damnit Establish dominance.
  4. Civil War style ------------- Our beloved Quinn, We write you, beseeching, on the close of a most ignominious year... -------------
  5. RGBIII just THINK of the damage you are doing to our online reputation! HOW ARE THE GUYS AT /r/cfb GOING TO TAKE US SERIOUSLY NOW!?!?!?!? THINK OF ALL THE UPVOTES I AM GOING TO LOSE!!!!!!!
  6. i will NEVER sacrifice the pride of my online persona to do something this debased now pardon me while i post a GIF of a girl dancing around in her underwear when a 16-year-old boy visits a university I went to 30 years ago
  7. Firm, but fair. Quinn Ewers would be extremely welcome. Hundreds of students would be wearing mullet wigs to celebrate his first appearance.
  8. Because he's visited some schools he's interested in attending and, uh.... ???
  9. That ESPN headline makes it seem like $50k they can't keep, but instead have to donate to charity. Good PR. I love it
  10. Well, I mean this is all related to Texas football so...
  11. Reading? That's boring. I'll just make it up in my head I choose to believe it's one of those money tornado machines and they lock. one OL and one Make-A-Wish kid inside and they both grab as much cash as they can in 1 minute.
  12. Love to jeopardize 7-figure deals by accepting 20k in a duffel bag.
  13. Respect to the young man. I hope he fleeces as many oilmen as he can. SLAINTE!
  14. I really want Quinn Ewers to be a Longhorn but I have to admit, this is a fucking hilarious ride
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