Everything posted by bad_teammate
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
FEED BIJAN
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
Basically missing plays so we can see reviews of Quinn's bodyl anguage?? I'm watching on mute
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
We are playing like absolute fucking clowns on offense and only down 2. How?
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
lol what the fuck
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
I thought, "Ok, must be fully covered downfield!" nope lol
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
Stunt and confuse the new guy. Smart call. Fuck
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
Hey DJ, buddy, who were you blockin' there?
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
It's November of 2030 SkyNet has come online the Terminators are killing people Surly has not yet figured out who is more at fault for an incomplete pass
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Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN
The bad, but still kind of catchable pass. His favorite kind to throw lol
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I remember riding a funicular up to the Berghotel Shaztalp with my buddy Hans Castorp. He was great with a record player, but honestly I think he was using a TB diagnosis as an excuse to never grow up. A little more confidence and he could've easily landed Madame Chauchat. Also, fuck Baylor. We're going to stomp them.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
He's storing up nuts in his cheeks for the winter. It's actually very wise.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I am very sorry Quinn Ewers has hurt so many of you so badly and I hope you find peace in your hearts and heal.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Back in normal times, we just kind of understood that this is exactly how shit works. We used to understand that starting a 19yo quarterback was bad because 19yo quarterbacks aren't ready to dominate complex, high-speed, elite D1 play. We would want guys to redshirt, then play backup to upperclassmen so that they could learn all this shit out of the spotlight. But here, if a 19yo sucks, he's doomed forever. And we'll just look to the next 19yo. lol
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Texas at kansas - 2:30pm on FS1
Refs ain't calling shit they're ready to get off the field.
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Texas at kansas - 2:30pm on FS1
Sark probably going to apologize to that beanie for throwing it
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Texas at kansas - 2:30pm on FS1
Whittington looking at the ball in his hands lol
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Texas at kansas - 2:30pm on FS1
Please throw Xavier Worthy a short pass so he has time to do things with the ball in his hands. Please.
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Texas at kansas - 2:30pm on FS1
lol Jesus
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Texas at kansas - 2:30pm on FS1
I missed the first half and am here for the second. The inverse of what a Longhorn fan SHOULD do.
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aggy vs UMass. Probably not on TV
No prayin' to liberal yankee Jesus on OUR field! OUR Jesus ain't a pansy like yours!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
There are at least 5 Texas HS teams that would beat UMASS. This shit is hilarious. They are a clownshow team.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
stupid sip... streaming is the NEW technology. TV has no swag!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Deion at A&M would be glorious. Prime and the yell leaders and ROTC and shit. Holy god. The most astonishing clash of cultures.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Their four (wins after UMASS)
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Texas opens as a 7 point favorite @ Kansas
We're going to kick their asses.