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  1. bad_teammate
    Keep the entire staff for 3 years at least. Let them finish this burning and see what they do from their own ashes. And we find new things to do on Saturdays.
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    Roschon wildcat package. fuck it
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    Turn the game on and see that lol Time to turn it back off
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    quinn ewers plz come plz I will give you a dollar
  6. bad_teammate
    Yep. Jesus.
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    This is not fun for me so I will choose to believe we are getting Ewers, who will start next year and until his RS-Junior year. Then Arch will start as a RS-Soph and RS-Junior. Both will have 1 Heisman each (minimum) and 3 national championships combined. At that point we will have raised and developed a clone of Vince Young that we grew in a Tleilaxu axolotl tank underneath Bellmont in a no chamber who, due to a combination of genetic mutation and telepathy, maintains perpetual eligibility.
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    Definitely. And Arch Manning. And some high-quality OT portal transfers. And Worthy is going to clone himself, put a mustache on the clone, and name it Wavier Xorthy. Pole Assassin is going to get another monkey.
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    I will believe Ewers + Manning because of reasons
  11. bad_teammate
    Good answer. Would've also accepted, "Gia is innocent."
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    At this point, I'd probably judge Sark more harshly if this particular group of guys were all happy with him. DOOM
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    This is a massive problem that we don't talk about much. Just the basic reality of having upper-classmen leaders who manage the team's attitude and effort.
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    If he'll come, I will require zero convincing. We're 4-4.
  15. bad_teammate
    Amen. Here's hoping the ISU marching band brings the heat.
  16. bad_teammate
    I love it. Make Banks head coach
  17. bad_teammate
    So we getting Ewers or what? My cardiac wants to know
  18. bad_teammate
    Yep. The primary job is to get the Jimmys and Joes. Such a beating of a job.
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    yes but what the hell else am I going to jerk off to!?!?!
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    It's a high pressure situation and those are two guys who can pick their spots. Perhaps after a third failure (hoping Sark turns it around, but...) we will be in a position where all the fucking cats (big $ factions, administration, etc...) will put their own little fiefdoms aside and bow down before a Big Daddy sure-thing hire like Urban or Saban. Thing is... who even is that at this point? Nick is old as fuck. Urban might come back to the NCAA but he's got finger stink on him and makes it harder and harder to tempt those cats into aligning. Dabo? Kirby Smart?
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    Those coaches have turned down a lot of jobs, I wouldn't shit myself too hard over being yet another turndown. The thing that's fucked us the hardest is that our legendary coach (Mack) didn't produce a coaching tree for us to pick fruit from. We had a HCIW situation that probably would've worked out pretty well, but he screwed that up. He kept GD around for years and never raised his replacement because he was scared of a replacement.
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    Bob Stoops and Mack Brown have the exact same # of national titles. In fact, Texas has a more recent one than OU. Our legendary coach fell apart and got lazy. We had a good succession plan in place but he fucked it up and we've been wandering in the desert ever since. We took two home run swings (Saban and Urban) and missed both. We've ended up with projects (a small-timer, a smaller-timer, and a personal self-destruction case).
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    At this point in our season, I don't think that factors in anymore. Nailing her in HS was one thing, but those days are long gone and while it's always fun to get a lay, let's just say it's not as high a mountain to climb as it used to be.
  24. bad_teammate
    What this man said. Big hole for 7 yards? Sam grabs that and extends the drive. Easily 6 extended drives this season. Builds OL confidence. Keeps D off the field. (Obviously) increases scoring.
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    So who do I have to stab for us to get Ewers?

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