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bad_teammate

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  1. If you look at his wingspan he's great at being wide.
  2. lol can we please, PLEASE just be left alone for one god damn offseason? PLEASE
  3. Kelvin Banks is an astonishing prospect. Every time I saw him live I was impressed with his athleticism, power, and attitude. He would systematically dominate the guys in front of him and, by the second half, he would have them on the ground and dance over them. A defense just demoralized by this guy who they can do nothing about; you could feel it in the stadium and see it on the opposing sideline. I don't think he'll walk onto campus and be our best player, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he's our best tackle immediately (which might not be saying much... I watch more HS football than Longhorn football at this point honestly).
  4. Bingo, especially in the case of a coach following multiple dysfunctional coaching administrations in a program without a recent history of success.
  5. Aren't YOU guys going to feel foolish when we win the Big 12 next year!
  6. 90% of this board is dying of Acute Posting Syndrome
  7. (I'm an old fuck also from Jasper, it's funny. You're fine. Also, your fro was magnificent.)
  8. If A's hire A's and B's hire C's... who hires B's?
  9. Carved of a Harder Stone, one might say
  10. We need a Surly style guide for the idoits.
  11. Junior is posting through it. Gotta respect it.
  12. Ewers and Card are going to alternate drives and score a TD each time. In the 2024 draft, there's going to be a coin flip to decide which one goes #1 and #2. Two straight split Heisman trophies. Dual National Championship MVPs. Mark it down.
  13. I discovered today that September is Alopecia Awareness Month, so yeah, you're a survivor. You are thriving, queen, and we're all here for it. Periodt.
  14. I read the entire piece and I have no idea what her point is other than, "Meh, no big deal." Whites and blacks have basically the same attitude about it, whites slightly more "he shouldn't have done it" than blacks. Blacks identical to Hispanic. An interesting breakdown in the provided poll is age difference. Older folks are far more strongly against Smith than younger generations, which is funny since part of the social defense of Smith is how he is "defending his woman" in a more traditional view of society. 18-29yo: 40% "not acceptable" 65+ yo: 77% "not acceptable"
  15. Move over, cancer kids, the NEW parade is going to be for rich women who have to buy wigs.
  16. It's not even like Jada cheated on Will with some other man. It was one of her son's friends that was living with them because he was screwed up physically and emotionally. The guy was less than half her age and suicidal. No excuses for Will on any of it, just laughing at the idea that this 50-year-old predator is such a wilting flower that her husband needs to derail his career and image to "defend" her... all while she's sitting there in a dress that costs more than 5 teacher salaries.
  17. Women exaggerating offense to encourage male violence is a tale as old as time. Just like the male tendency to play into those idiotic provocations. Fun to see that the wealthy and powerful fall in the same traps as us schlubs. Just as dumb as we are. we accept you we accept you ONE OF US!
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