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HellesBier

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  1. I was called a fat crustacean by an Algerian woman recently. It honestly fucking killed me. Super funny insult that only a non native English speaker can come up with.
  2. Considering I spent 3 years in Colombia, me.
  3. Yea, he's obviously a gay.
  4. Im going to tell my kids this is Pablo Escobar.
  5. This response isnt getting any love and its a god damn crime.
  6. Yes, be more healthy by avoiding one of the most nutrient dense sustenance on the planet. We totally evolved to 2024 by eating fucking lettuce.
  7. who the fuck does something called meatless mondays?
  8. I don't even have kids but thinking about how I will someday and some of this posts are close to tear inducing. Kind of like the my dog is awesome thread. Also, fuck them kids. Now I feel better. Helles out.
  9. We will find a way to fuck it up. Euros in Germany this summer was incredible. I would recommend putting Euro 2028 on your schedule. Being cohosted by Ireland/England/Scotland. World Cup 2030 is cohosted by Portugal/Spain/Morocco. These tournaments really should be hosted by soccer countries. Russia and Qatar were shames. US World Cup will be fun, but prices, cost of travel, distance of travel, no public transportation, etc is going to keep a lot of people out that would normally make it fun. The opening game in Munich this summer had 5% of the Scottish population in Munich. Kilts and bagpipes blazing. That wont happen in the US.
  10. Euros/World Cup are much more fun
  11. Sir, if you would read my email, you would see that we operate off a rev share model and would help drive more income for you. So you could hire more staff and solve your problems at the same time. Again, that would require you to read the email though.
  12. Yes, this is the best. "Unsubscribe" "Not interested" "Do not contact" "Hangs up the phone". Then you meet someone from their company at a conference or networking event and they talk about all the issues they have that you have been trying to solve for them. These people talk shit about sales, but why do you think our companies exist? Just to annoy you? Or maybe were really successful because we solve problems. You're just too arrogant to be forward thinking.
  13. This. I am in charge of all sales in Texas for a series A. It isn't spam. I am looking up your companies, understanding the portfolio, making sure it's a fit, and I know that we can work together. People would rather be proud blocking emails than understand that there are products that can help. A lot of these guys are smug, until their shit out of luck because something went sideways then they buy real fucking quick.
  14. I should be nominated for the rimming trophy preseason watch list, fall and winter are upon us
  15. It is cheesy. It is French. Paris is a hell hole.
  16. I just spent like 4 hours reading on Leopold II, which led me to David Livingstone, which then just lead me to reading about Congos and comparing the capitals. I need to eat dinner.
  17. youre clearly a moron. have you not seen his spam posting. idiot.
  18. Yea, fuck people for working hard and chasing their dreams. Fuck those opportunities.
  19. I live about two blocks from this and was watching from my balcony. Hits very close to home.
  20. Anyone who wants OU to do well is a terrorist, a threat to this great state, and should be sent north of the Red River. I will fund it myself.
  21. Fuck all of you. Colombians are the most beautiful and fun people in South America. Yea they are a little rowdy.
  22. fuck it bought 100 shares of Nvidia on Wednesday
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