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chikin23

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    Yellowstone

    Nice appearance by the helicopter.
  2. Trugreen putting an application for weeds and fertilizer on my yard before realizing I'm not a customer and it was supposed to be the house next door.
  3. Needs the derka jumpman logo.
  4. A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios. Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
  5. Is it possible to have cankles for wrists?
  6. Might need to slide around just a bit, relax to get a deep clean, pat dry with a few sheets of toilet paper. Best $25 I've ever spent. You'll also notice you aren't buying toilet paper as much either.
  7. Might need to slide around just a bit, relax to get a deep clean, pat dry with a few sheets of toilet paper. Best $25 I've ever spent. You'll also notice you aren't buying toilet paper as much either.
  8. They've got to win multiple titles and, also, fuck Kawhi.
  9. Duncan, Ginoboli, and Parker - no better big three in NBA history.
  10. Getting the stain done and then going to put polyurethane on it.
  11. Making an outdoor table. First time doing one, not too bad.
  12. Damn reel mower is all messed up. Sharpened the blades but can't get it to cut smoothly.
  13. Still waiting for season 2 of Alcatraz on fox.
  14. Old Town Road
  15. Keep em coming.
  16. Damn, rewatching the series and just saw this episode yesterday.
  17. The amount of money big corporations spend getting from point A to point B could end poverty.
  18. The school year as in May of 2020?
  19. I'm guessing his name is Richard and he works at the CA DOI Bureau of Licensing.
  20. I buy my kids the generic color sets that are just random blocks and have no directions.
  21. I use a bidet.
  22. "Are the Spurs playing in San Antonio?"
  23. "can I have a little head?"
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