Everything posted by chikin23
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Craps for beginners:
Leaving Vegas up 500 on craps. Method worked for me pretty well. Would've been more but got impatient with the nickel and dime stuff a few times. Had a good run with roulette as well. Shaggy had a post years ago about playing the 1st 12 and doubling up every time you didnt hit. Worked well for me too all the times I played except once. Got up 350ish and then made some stupid bets and wiped myself out.
- Getting old sucks
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Yellowstone
Nice appearance by the helicopter.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Trugreen putting an application for weeds and fertilizer on my yard before realizing I'm not a customer and it was supposed to be the house next door.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Needs the derka jumpman logo.
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Lame joke thread
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios. Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Is it possible to have cankles for wrists?
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Small Inventions that changed your Life
Might need to slide around just a bit, relax to get a deep clean, pat dry with a few sheets of toilet paper. Best $25 I've ever spent. You'll also notice you aren't buying toilet paper as much either.
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Small Inventions that changed your Life
Might need to slide around just a bit, relax to get a deep clean, pat dry with a few sheets of toilet paper. Best $25 I've ever spent. You'll also notice you aren't buying toilet paper as much either.
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2019 San Antonio Spurs Offseason Thread -- Rebuild or Run it Back?
They've got to win multiple titles and, also, fuck Kawhi.
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2019 San Antonio Spurs Offseason Thread -- Rebuild or Run it Back?
Duncan, Ginoboli, and Parker - no better big three in NBA history.
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Woodworking, DIY, and home repair thread
Getting the stain done and then going to put polyurethane on it.
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Woodworking, DIY, and home repair thread
Making an outdoor table. First time doing one, not too bad.
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2018 Lawn and Landscape Thread
Damn reel mower is all messed up. Sharpened the blades but can't get it to cut smoothly.
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when is my show coming back?
Still waiting for season 2 of Alcatraz on fox.
- Rambo- Last Blood
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Keep em coming.
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No WAY is that the Same Actor/Actress
Damn, rewatching the series and just saw this episode yesterday.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
The amount of money big corporations spend getting from point A to point B could end poverty.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
The school year as in May of 2020?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I'm guessing his name is Richard and he works at the CA DOI Bureau of Licensing.
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I ain’t never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you
DON'T TOUCH!
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I ain’t never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you
Fifty yards.
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
I buy my kids the generic color sets that are just random blocks and have no directions.
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
I use a bidet.