Everything posted by Texasborn91
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Yeah I don’t get the love for him, dude is a fucking JAG. They got him some weapons this year though.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
I really think people are blowing over thee cardio aspect of it. Throw 30 dudes at it. Gouge at gorilla eyes. Let the cards fall where they may. I would pile on about 2/3 of the way through the fight. Fuck being first and fuck being last if it got to that
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2019 ATH Bru McCoy
Longhorn/trojan/volunteer for life…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
He’s gonna be in the NFL for 10 years.
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Weapons - Josh Brolin, Julia Garner
Can’t remember the last time I saw a horror trailer and instantly was like fuck yes.
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2025 OL Nick Brooks
A deferred suspension for half the first quarter against SJSU seems like a fair punishment.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
A gorilla would fuck you up 1 v 1. You couldn’t gut it efficiently enough for it to not rip your nuts out first.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
What gives you that assumption? 32 NFL teams looked at this dudes tape for 3 years and their opinion was he will be a well below average NFL QB. it’s too late to begin to “put in work”. Every week will be UGA on steroids.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
What if 5 men are given a katana? 5 avg dudes with no training vs a big ass gorilla
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Just like the Tyson scenario… it’s a numbers/cardio game. There are some big ass 12 year olds out there. If Shaq and the mountain from GOT are 2 of the 100 then maybe things get interesting.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yeah I’m a glutton for pain and have been watching almost all of our games from this year again. Quinn cannot process quick enough, doesn’t have pocket presence, cannot throw it deep, is not mobile, and is injury prone. dude earned his draft position. Arkansas was one of the worst secondaries in the country and I don’t think Quinn threw for 200. It was a slow slow train wreck we saw coming this year after the injury vs UTSA. We needed God Quinn that we had vs Michigan and Bama but that dude just never showed back up. Shame. He also had a loaded WR room, an OL that’s going to have 4 NFL OL on it and would have won the Joe Moore award if not for fucking UGA mind fucking him into oblivion and an NFL TE.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Like 100 all at once? Or 1 v 1 in succession. Either way I’m prolly going humans. 100 is a lot
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
5th round was waaaaaay to early to take him.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Idk man. The league jet spoke in a big way. From perfect recruit to barely drafted. It’s cool he played QB at Texas but he was not a strength of the team. Ehlinger was drafted higher for reference.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This thread has given me the aids
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Him and Vince I think are the only 2 with that rating
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2025 NFL Draft
Yeah I had no idea til last year he was from there. Never heard of him in high school and I’m pretty plugged into big names coming out of his general area.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
No shit?
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
We are gonna stomp their ass again this year
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1923
That was some game of thrones shit.
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Jahdae Barron is a BMF
Damn, Jadhae was fuckin balls man. The most disciplined and prepared defensive player I’ve ever seen at Texas. Idk how many screen I’ve seen him absolutely destroy bc he knew it was coming.
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Trump’s America
She’s a very handsome woman
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What makes you angry?
How dare Pizza Hut ask me to tip when I just go the drive through?!
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New Girl Scout Cookie Flavor: Death?
You had the thin mints?
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Texas BBQ
Burnt bean is the shit! Everything there slaps. Get a piece of choc cake too. 8 dollars a slice was enough for 7 ppl to eat off of.