Everything posted by Fred Willard
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Time to Peace Out (Relocate Overseas)?
I have a place in Nantucket. Fuck you pay me.
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Time to Peace Out (Relocate Overseas)?
Are you trying to say the Jews did this?
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Time to Peace Out (Relocate Overseas)?
Something about being a submariner. I’ll pm you and we can take it off the main board if you want.
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Time to Peace Out (Relocate Overseas)?
Lobo, get some help dude. You’re claiming your grandfathers credentials and posting nonsense about gaping vaginas. You’re a longhorn and I will do whatever I can for you.
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Time to Peace Out (Relocate Overseas)?
I stand by it. What is preventing the OP from staying at home, quarantining, and making a positive impact on the situation? They are simply false threats, and the OP was projecting his anxiety. I’ll check in this thread from time to time to see how it went for him. I’m out when I get engaged with the least stable posters on this board. The thread, not the country for clarity.
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Time to Peace Out (Relocate Overseas)?
I’ve been sucked into cloak room territory. Read the OP again. There’s the door...
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Time to Peace Out (Relocate Overseas)?
I guess the downside is at the first sign of trouble you abandoned your country. The worst that could happen is your forever known as a gigantic twat.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Do any of y’all remember on tos when there was a colt mccoy had a kid thread? Colt had a kid, and somebody ended the internet with a photoshop of case on a baby’s body?
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
On the old shag there was a thread about Colt McCoy having a kid. Someone did a great photoshop of case’s face on a baby’s body. Anybody have a link to that? Asking for a friend.
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Space Force - Netflix - Starring Steve Carrell, Created by Greg Daniels
C+ but I ended up watching all of it. Did they ever explain why the wife was in jail?
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Inflatable pool care
Wtf is with the power lines 2 ft above your fence?
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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away
Well fuck me for interrupting a circle jerk. A physician that I respect has taken the stance that we update the flu vaccine annually. Flu is over around April and no problem getting the virus updated by October for vaccination. But, surly seems to think it’s over a year before football, tits, or a vaccine?
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Anyone else get way too fucking hot when they sleep?
I’d be more interested in how much the mattress weighs.
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Fuck thieves
You’re lucky the cop didn’t shoot your dog when you filed the report. They won’t do a thing, but the shag militia is at the ready. Can you post the neighbors video?
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Fuck thieves
I could see him casing your joint and knowing where the outside cameras are. Knowing where your inside cameras are is worriesome.
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Surly prepper thread - virus related or not...
You better be weighing your mattress daily. If the daily increase is consistently one standard deviation above the mean, boom, you got a virus.
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Surly prepper thread - virus related or not...
Extra batteries for my mattress scale.
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OW my balls
One in a million shot, doc.
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Alfred Collins Commits
A barn cat will fucking claw everything of value in your house. Your favorite leather recliner is now a scratching post for those little death machines.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Jaden Hullaby may be the Colby jack of all trades in this class. The 49ers proved that there is some serious cheddar to be made as a Swiss Army knife hback/fullback. However we are a pot and three skewers short of a fondu set at linebacker.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Since we’re in the trust tree, the big cigar was totally legit and red mccombs right?
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What the hell has happened to Amazon
Being an online marketplace customer is very, very hard.
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2020 Coaching Staff
I remember once upon a time reading reports of Vic Fangio as DC and Chryst as OC and getting excited. All these candidates are a major boner killer and are using UT as a stepping stone to some Arkie St HC job. Furk
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Need minister for wedding-Austin area
350 plus travel and lodging expenses and I’ll do it.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
For those that missed the press conference here are the highlights: Mack, GDGD, and his wife are his mentors. Herman’s favorite thanksgiving food is ravioli.