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  1. Fred Willard
    I have a place in Nantucket. Fuck you pay me.
  2. Fred Willard
    Are you trying to say the Jews did this?
  3. Fred Willard
    Something about being a submariner. I’ll pm you and we can take it off the main board if you want.
  4. Fred Willard
    Lobo, get some help dude. You’re claiming your grandfathers credentials and posting nonsense about gaping vaginas. You’re a longhorn and I will do whatever I can for you.
  5. Fred Willard
    I stand by it. What is preventing the OP from staying at home, quarantining, and making a positive impact on the situation? They are simply false threats, and the OP was projecting his anxiety. I’ll check in this thread from time to time to see how it went for him. I’m out when I get engaged with the least stable posters on this board. The thread, not the country for clarity.
  6. Fred Willard
    I’ve been sucked into cloak room territory. Read the OP again. There’s the door...
  7. Fred Willard
    I guess the downside is at the first sign of trouble you abandoned your country. The worst that could happen is your forever known as a gigantic twat.
  8. Fred Willard
    Do any of y’all remember on tos when there was a colt mccoy had a kid thread? Colt had a kid, and somebody ended the internet with a photoshop of case on a baby’s body?
  9. Fred Willard
    On the old shag there was a thread about Colt McCoy having a kid. Someone did a great photoshop of case’s face on a baby’s body. Anybody have a link to that? Asking for a friend.
  10. Fred Willard
    C+ but I ended up watching all of it. Did they ever explain why the wife was in jail?
  11. Fred Willard
    Wtf is with the power lines 2 ft above your fence?
  12. Fred Willard
    Well fuck me for interrupting a circle jerk. A physician that I respect has taken the stance that we update the flu vaccine annually. Flu is over around April and no problem getting the virus updated by October for vaccination. But, surly seems to think it’s over a year before football, tits, or a vaccine?
  13. Fred Willard
    I’d be more interested in how much the mattress weighs.
  14. Fred Willard
    You’re lucky the cop didn’t shoot your dog when you filed the report. They won’t do a thing, but the shag militia is at the ready. Can you post the neighbors video?
  15. Fred Willard
    I could see him casing your joint and knowing where the outside cameras are. Knowing where your inside cameras are is worriesome.
  16. Fred Willard
    You better be weighing your mattress daily. If the daily increase is consistently one standard deviation above the mean, boom, you got a virus.
  17. Fred Willard
    Extra batteries for my mattress scale.
  18. Fred Willard

    OW my balls

    Fred Willard replied to Gil Bang's topic in Lulz

    One in a million shot, doc.
  19. Fred Willard
    A barn cat will fucking claw everything of value in your house. Your favorite leather recliner is now a scratching post for those little death machines.
  20. Fred Willard
    Jaden Hullaby may be the Colby jack of all trades in this class. The 49ers proved that there is some serious cheddar to be made as a Swiss Army knife hback/fullback. However we are a pot and three skewers short of a fondu set at linebacker.
  21. Fred Willard
    Since we’re in the trust tree, the big cigar was totally legit and red mccombs right?
  22. Fred Willard
    Being an online marketplace customer is very, very hard.
  23. Fred Willard
    I remember once upon a time reading reports of Vic Fangio as DC and Chryst as OC and getting excited. All these candidates are a major boner killer and are using UT as a stepping stone to some Arkie St HC job. Furk
  24. Fred Willard
    350 plus travel and lodging expenses and I’ll do it.
  25. Fred Willard
    For those that missed the press conference here are the highlights: Mack, GDGD, and his wife are his mentors. Herman’s favorite thanksgiving food is ravioli.

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