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Pig Bellmont

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  1. 99% of people who shoot their wives in the head will be convicted of murder. “Cleaning his gun?” Bullshit. I’d argue not the perfect crime but lucking into a coward prosecutor who didn’t want to make a case of calling a minister a liar
  2. And I will *never* forgive you
  3. “It’s a big press conference” ”That’s what the woman from the American office said” So Ted is planning on coaching USMNT or the Kansas City MLS team?
  4. So Twitter is hemorrhaging money, can’t pay rent or bills, can’t generate subscribers, but has millions to pay Tucker Carlson for a tv show… that will be broadcast on Twitter, which of course we all know as a website that has tv shows. Blarg, I’m mostly mad bc after this gets sent around by email forwards, my mother in law is going to call me and ask how to set her up on Twitter
  5. Everything about that truck is designed poorly. I bet Elon specifically asked for a gun rack, got internal pushback and told his team to tell everyone it’s for shovels. Then he giggled to himself about how clever he is. I mean that seems more probable than intentionally designing a place to mount your shovel
  6. I hate quoting myself but I can’t edit. For perspective- the US outlawed lawn darts and those things only killed like 3 kids. I honestly don’t understand why we can’t ban assault weapons (again)
  7. Why can’t we just say that a bunch of assholes ruined it for everyone that’s “responsible” and now no one can have them?
  8. She used her own cell phone to text someone to buy the drugs later found in her dead husband. Hasn’t she seen any tv show about drugs ever? I bet the cops got suspicious when chapter one of her kids book was “you know how you can’t stop smiling bc your husband is finally gone and you can start banging your side piece guilt free?”
  9. I know this was asked but *why* is it important to some people that the shooter isn’t a nazi? Is it as simple as people wanting to protect their own?
  10. The shooter had multiple nazi tattoos and people are doubting if he was a nazi? Those aren’t the kind of things people get ironically
  11. For real- who is keeping cigarettes and spam?
  12. It’s a classic and I watch every Christmas season, but we can be honest that it’s use of the n word and black face don’t quite hold up to the times
  13. Some epic shithousery from that intentional foul and now subs. Play stopped for at least 3 minutes
  14. I completely agree that RW was better dropping them in an existing Michelin star restaurant with trained staff. Way more compelling this way, and one team still found a way to fuck up service. Tom was the reason Gabri was on the bottom- leaving all that cauliflower at the store was BS. Also total gamesmanship not alerting the other team when Sara found it. I don’t blame her for playing to win, but don’t you want to beat the team bc you’re better and not bc they are missing a bunch of produce?
  15. It’s enjoyable that most of y’all are just talking about eating pop tarts.
  16. I don’t doubt its prior use- my ‘if true’ statement was for its deployment against the Russians
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