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Dang, first time I've seen Alex Smith's Elephant Man leg.

Franchy couldn't cut the mustard.

So the Astros really don't have any of these crappy uniforms that fit Vasquez, or is it an attitude problem on his part?

Gotdam, just tried watching Baseball Tonight for the first time this season and it's literally been 5 minutes straight of commercials and promos.

Lessly died years ago.

They're gonna need you to rephrase that, Beyonce.

Love Mancini's walkup song:

What if our aging, overweight catcher goes down with injury? Perhaps I'm paranoid based on all of the 2009 season thinking Mack should have given our true freshman backup qb more game time in all those blowouts instead of padding Colt's stats. Maldy ain't Colt, but gotta plan for potential key injuries if you have the resources and opportunity to.

Git'Er Yordan

This ain't La Vernia High School

Sir Walter Raleigh doth protest that call.

Nice Oilers hat in the front row.

Did that pitcher have family here? Related to the Galveston Sewald's?

Jake speaks like young Wally Cleaver.

Enough with ancient history, let's just look back 1 year: Not sure if Rittenberg's tweet is clumsily worded or precisely worded, but assuming the latter, that school has to be either Houston, BYU, SMU, or SDSU. Probably Houston or BYU, since they would be less worried about upsetting the Pac by talking now.

No doubt on who's the Brad Lidge Player of the Game....

Need to mow down Toro. Edit: Nevermind, 3 days to get a closer we can actually count on

MonkeypoxNet?

A Festa choke for the rest of us blokes

We're the Flying Wallendas!

Maldo's meaty It's all muscle! hustle

English Patiently

Jack Hanna brought an Interference Tortoise to the Pac Media Day: Heather Dinich @CFBHeather 39m Asked @GregSankey about CFP expansion before current contract expires: “I’m really interested in what people say in meeting rooms, not at media days. I don’t just take statements from the past couple of weeks as clear indications of direction.” · 39m @GregSankey said, “Those kinds of public statements have been made before that ultimately resulted in a standstill. I’ll be interested to see how people actually approach it when we have to talk through important issues.” . 37m Last one from @GregSankey “They had made the decision that this would not happen during the 12-year cycle and they voted that way,” Sankey said. “So it appears pretty clear to me despite what may have been said at microphones this week and last week.”

No Ohtani, either.