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Straight out of a Habitrail

Would you want CBS spending 4 days talking about your detachable penis? [6 Million $ Man sounds-sounds-sounds-sounds]

Best tv theme song in sports. Nothing is anywhere close.

Stanek panic

wrong thread hooray golf

We sure that's his ball? It looks like Cam Smith's nest.

Is Cam Smith nibbling on cheese between holes?

Boise and San Diego St as football only additions might be the best move. Maxes net $$$ while mostly avoiding the negative academic issue of Boise. (SDSU academically fits in with the bottom 3rd of the conference post-UT, but yeah, Memphis and Boise are way below any in conference. USF would help academically, but a big meh sports wise (and likely meh or worse for TV $$$.)

Some will claim McCroskey is Gil Brandt, CR will claim he's #DeathSantis....

Hopefully Darren Rovell hasn't tweeted today.

Nope, turns out that was a different location and a day earlier. Latest: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article260271280.html ...Details are limited at this time, but here’s what Florida Highway Patrol has said so far: Haskins was walking on I-595 between the exits for I-95 North and I-95 South. The highway is eight lanes wide at that location — four eastbound and four westbound. ▪ Troopers don’t yet know why he was there ▪ Haskins tried to cross the westbound lanes of I-595, where there was oncoming traffic. ▪ An oncoming dump truck hit him. ▪ Haskins was pronounced dead at the scene. Possible location (the other side of I-95 doesn't match for # of lanes on wb I-595): https://www.google.com/maps/@26.0826045,-80.1745379,429m/data=!3m1!1e3!5m1!1e1 Allegedly, but seems to fit. Construction barriers leaving no shoulder/room to maneuver after crossing: The reports are not clear, and all seem to be based on an email to the press by Florida Highway Patrol spokeswoman Lt. Indiana Miranda (actual name), but her statement seems to imply that he was walking eastbound on I-595 and then attempted to cross I-595 westbound at the above location. Traffic homicide investigation ongoing. YMMV (so check your fuel gauge)

Plum Tuckered out!

Touchdowns beat safeties

"It's my time!" - Pena

Heidi needs to keep interviewing each Astros' parents when they are at bat.

Yeah, it's been awhile

Spending a few bucks on a good VPN is a wise investment, for a variety of reasons. Don't get the free ones (privacy/data mining and possible other problems), and for heaven sakes don't click on spam VPN offers. I could recommend a couple of legit ones, but it would probably be worth it to Google 'Best VPN's for 2022" or similar and do a few minutes of homework.

I may be watching: http://crackstreams.biz/watch/15390?feed=2 If that doesn't work, go to: https://v2.sportsurge.net/watch-3214-houston-astros-vs-los-angeles-angels-1 (Sportsurge is a good bookmark for any future needs, I think they had every game last year)

"Dude, Steven!" Apple airhead TV

Who wore it better? Lindor Wanda

Are these Apple announcers the idiots that called the Nickelodean super bowl? Did this airhead broad yell 'Slimed!' after the home run?

That would take way too much initiative for Mail It In Corby.