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Everything posted by clapclapclap

  1. "I want a bucket of chicken!"
  2. Rain should be ending in the next few minutes, according to the radar.
  3. Yeah, just pulled out the habanero chicken leftovers, a bag of HEB fritos, and some fresh cherries. All gas, no Beano.
  4. Good morning, Rip Van Winkle.
  5. ESPNU radio - "The umps probably should not have started the 9th."
  6. Coach Fatso left his cake out in the rain.
  7. Fatso in his maroon straight jacket sure is a stalling mofo.
  8. L:ight rain should start any minute.
  9. Don't wear Longhorn gear if you insist on wearing jorts.
  10. Try to hide your excitement, monotone Karl.
  11. The closest rain should stay to the north. The bigger line is probably at least a half hour out. But the NCAA's lighting within 100 miles rule could screw things up.
  12. Coach making that painful walk, like back from a broken chocolate fountain.
  13. Keep riding the Madden cruiser.
  14. Is he wearing a coonskin cap?
  15. "I hear Holly took care of Buddy under the table...."
  16. How many times is she going to tell this mom story?
  17. May want to buy a comma from Vanna.
  18. One ump has Elvis impersonator sideburns.
  19. Holy crap, I'm reading that NC St has been hit by worse than just Covid:
  20. Dammit, Chloe! Bauer's LA number isn't 24.
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