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I think he may have wanted that ball....

If you'd like to have a logical explanationHow I happened on this elegant syncopationI will say without a moment of hesitationThere is just one place that can light my faceGary, Indiana, Gary, IndianaNot Louisiana, Paris, France, New York or RomeBut Gary, Indiana, Gary, IndianaGary, Indiana, my home sweet home

Trevino was pretty funny.

Charity campaigns work best when they aren't overdone. But still better than that bent carrot commercial. "...daily penile straightening exercises...."

Edit: Hopefully will get some breast cancer awareness pink in the next inning break. I don't think many people have heard about breast cancer.

NASCAR adding the Carjack 500 for 2023:

Big Ploppy attempting wandering stand up is not what I had in mind.

It's an exhibition. If I'm Fox, next year I'd work in a few half innings of a maybe 6+ players doing dugout talk, kind of like the coach's corner on the cfb title games.

It's an exhibition game, so this mic on the pitcher is pretty cool.

Pitching more like Rue McClanahan.

Nice Globetrotters tribute.

Haha, perfect jinx

Such terrible hotdogging of the national anthem by that idiot.

Donors and ticket sales will revolt if central time schools try to do even a single 9:30pm local start, so I don't see it happening, other than maybe a one off. Some thoughts from a "Retired President of Fox Sports Networks and Fox Sports International." The Oregon writer Canzano has quoted him in articles:

Technically they are only the 3 corners. (no Lobos)

1. I realize that there's a sucker born every minute, but gotdam with the posting mhver3 bullcrap. He's the Weekly World News of realignment, just a wanker posting complete fiction. He reads a lot and guesses, but clearly has zero actual sources. A long history of trolling. Swaim is the same. 2. Interesting possibly quandary for the ACC. Perhaps their best way to more money would be to skim 4 to 6 of the best teams in the Pac and B12. ESPN, I mean the ACC (wink wink, say no more) might want to nab Wash, Oregon, Stanford, ASU, and maybe the best two Texas school (probably TCU and Baylor or UH). A mix of brands, markets, and the importance of local/in-state rate increases for the ACCNet. This is probably the B12's biggest threat now. But for ACC schools thinking/hoping to leave early if the B1G or SEC calls, adding any school raises the number of votes required to disband the conference from the current 8, making it a higher hurdle. Meanwhile, the ACC schools most at risk of being left behind don't want to add schools that might later try to vote to dissolve, because in the case of a B1G/SEC raid you still might have a few schools that could also vote to disband if they had offers from a B12 that looked to be the better surviving 3rd conference. Thus any $$$ increase from expansion would bring increased risks for many schools' long term/survival plans. So I could see them ultimately wanting to stand pat. 3. I'm not ready to write off the Pac just yet, though. If there's anything to this NBC shoulder talk, couldn't ND and NBC partner with the Pac instead of the B12? That said, I think ND wants a game in Texas nearly every year. Perhaps at Reliant, Jerryworld, and the Alamodome. Or could be just negotiating psyops by ND and/or the B12. 4. Hard to see much $$$ value for the B12 from adding the 4 corners schools, but that would come over time from reduced competition by eliminating the Pac, so knocking down the initial dominoes is important. And all 4 schools could do 8:30pm mountain time starts (along with BYU). For a view from the Pac's perspective, here's last night's latest from an Oregon based writer: https://www.johncanzano.com/p/canzano-pac-12-big-12-doesnt-fit

LOL, that's a quality call back to weave Larry Scott's tennis CEO background into portapotty scuttlebutt.

Yes, he's a blatant ripoff of the Philly Phanatic. Firing Orbit is the first thing I'll do if I ever buy the Astros.

"Notice that they didn't tear off his jersey!" - Yankees/Dodgers/idiot fans

Friday night deja vu. Jake playing crappy and team player Stanek with "Inherited runners are not my problem" pitching.

Granny jumping like The Price Is Right told her to 'Come on down!"

*Yor People

Hard to overstate the value of the stage analysis and other vignettes in French with no subtitles. So informative, well done Peacock!

Every time I see "Wilner" I think of Wilbur and read the article in Mr. Ed's voice. And I'm reminded of when Mr. Ed hit an inside the park homer against the Dodgers, complete with a slide.

NotJulia talks too fast.