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Fat Bastard

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  1. I don’t work a vent, dickhead. If you read my earlier responses I said we were allowed to them as medical students and ED docs do them in emergencies. And your long winded responses to most everything that don’t really add anything make you as useless as Brisket. I’d take a 100 CTJ’s over both of you. And judging by your posting history I would’ve guessed you were either a community hospital physician or work at a VA. You just seem the “type”.
  2. Lol, go back to your community hospital, bro. I’m sure it’s great.
  3. Full disclosure, I have pivoted to everything being done by CV-Anesthesia since residency ended as that is my focus, so what goes on in the general OR nowadays, I don’t know. But when I was rotating through general, it was still anesthesia with residents. Again, always at large teaching hospitals.
  4. I'm a PA and have worked in the OR at multiple hospitals in large cities. Wife is also in CRNA school. At every place I have worked at, the CRNAs do the majority of intubations for the cases they are running. Depending on the facility, the MD may or may not be in the room during induction and intubation, but even when they are there, the CRNA does the intubation 90+% of the time. I would not say most good hospitals have MD-only intubations, based on my experience in many DFW and Houston-area hospitals. In the hospitals I have always worked at (re: teaching hospitals), it has been the attending anesthesiologist or the anesthesia resident who does the intubation. Not saying a CRNA can’t do it. Shit, we used to do them (under supervision) as medical students. Fuck, even ED docs do them. If they can do them, anyone can do them. But, CRNA’s are not MD’s, no matter how badly they want you to think they are. Good income tho.
  5. Bread, absolutely - I’ve tinkered with baking and not only is it a royal pain in the ass, 99% of us don’t have the appropriate ovens to cook a piece of bread better than a legit bakery. What’s the most expensive piece of bread you’ve even bought? ~$5. Of course I’ll go the bakery route for high quality shit. same goes for ice cream. While you can absolutely get high quality ingredients and mix ins to your heart’s content, most non-commercial ice cream makers will never churn the cream good and fast enough to prevent some ice crystal formation. burgers I disagree with. While you can’t find awesome buns at your local H-E-B, you can get much higher quality beef, bacon and cheese.
  6. From what I’ve been able to gather, he’s not an MD but likely a CRNA. At my hospital, and most good hospitals, they’re not allowed to intubate. They only manage the vent once the patient is intubated by the attending anesthesiologist. Now, if he works at some shitty ass community hospital, all bets are off.
  7. Fried chicken is like donuts. Why waste your fucking time making it and making a mess in your kitchen when you can easily get it cheap from Popeyes or a donut store?
  8. Looks perfect.
  9. Gracias. I’m not saying I’m not an asshole (there’s a double negative for your ass Beau). But I sure as shit am not a morally reprehensible, pathological liar like that shitbag.
  10. Newsflash dickhead, I never had access to SSS. I know this is hard for you to comprehend because fantasy and reality are both a blur in your meth rattled head. You see, ever since I got a job and a family I haven’t posted with any of the same volume or giveafuckness since Hornfans almost 20 years ago.
  11. I outed my own brother?? Lol. Is that what that shitfucker made you all believe when he begged for leniency in the SSS? Bizarro world.
  12. And you’re making it complicated. You stated the guy had too many absences (lol) but was doing “pretty well” which is likely a B average. You might be better suited for teaching 2nd grade English where attendance and conduct matters.
  13. Sounds like your class sucks. Don’t know where you teach but I’d venture to guess your class only starts to add students once the desired profs are full.
  14. What kind of douchebag prof takes attendance at the university level??
  15. Jesus Christ, you’re such an insufferable shitbag. Fuck off
  16. I wholeheartedly agree natural sciences degrees by themselves are shitty and only allow you to teach HS biology, but many of them are springboards for careers in medicine, pharma, and if played smartly with a business degree or good business acumen, can land yourself on the good side of health care (not the shitty side where I work, think ChiTownDoc side)
  17. College didn’t educate me for shit. I was already educated by the time I got there. All college did was get me a degree that allowed me to get a second, high paying degree that educated me plenty. How many majors are marketable and allow for jobs that can sustain a family, owning a home, etc??? Sure, you can get a philosophy degree and end up starting your own business in something completely unrelated and have $50M in the bank by the time you’re 50, but most likely, you’ll have some shitty 30k/yr job and live in an apartment with roommates forever and lament how life isn’t fair. Here’s a solution. You want a degree with zero real life usefulness that doesn’t pay for shit once you graduate? Make the universities have the student pay in cash —those majors are not eligible for loans. Oh, you don’t want to study engineering, business, or natural sciences?? Too fucking bad, hippie, leave.
  18. Way too much emphasis in this country on telling all kids they need to go to college. I don’t have the numbers, but it “seems” like, compared to every other country on this planet, we have more colleges/universities per capita. Also, unnecessary. There needs to be a much bigger driving force to vocational jobs, which pay very well, and do not incur the massive debts that traditional colleges do. That begins at the HS level with good counselors and realistic parents. I have no faith that it will happen. I just paid back over 400k in my wife’s school loans and took about 7 years (accelerated in the last 2). Many of those loans were private loans with up to 12% interest. Absolutely fucking criminal. And she had collateral, she’s an MD. But, in residency, only making 60k/year, you can’t expect to put any kind of dent in that number and the juice is running the whole fucking time.
  19. Payback for not calling Don Beebe out of bounds on that catch.
  20. Finally, one of the teams I support wins a fucking championship, but cheats its way to it (getting caught is the part I actually give a shit about), giving this city another fucking asterisk on its only major championships.
  21. Awesome
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