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Magus Ossis

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  1. This year is a statistical anomaly. In a nation of hundreds of millions, the distribution of top available football players coming out of the pipeline is not remotely a fit for the expected curve. Or the blabbers are just blabbing.
  2. Given that the guys at the desk are largely time-fillers who try to entertain by talking and shouting, I am not sure how woke Disney would have to be to include a woman.
  3. Dude. Think of the podiatrists and orthopedic surgeons who would have no bunions to correct if the world had only wide toe box shoes.
  4. Acquiring a rep for (1) getting lackluster performance out of blue chip recruits and (2) cutting second-year NIL to said recruits seems unlikely to help their recruiting or their negotiations for the first year of future NIL deals on other blue chip recruits. I am here for it.
  5. Maybe a double-amputee, midget dwarf, very-early enrollee. Imagine how far you could toss him. Are stripper's monkeys eligible?
  6. Magus Ossis

    Bert!

    Loyal Longhorn who hit a slump. I hope we kick better as a team next year but totally disagree with the hate.
  7. Don't sleep on peroneal. This is sports, after all.
  8. It is possible that they will fall for some line of reasoning to the effect that BV was hamstrung by the chain of command issues as regard personnel. While this may be true, it is unlikely to be the reason for last or this season's on-the-field results. If they give BV more time while vacillating on their org chart model, they might even dig themselves deeper. One can hope.
  9. Live-in nanny is a major mistake unless old and ugly. It won't matter whether he even experiences attraction if she thinks the nanny is potentially a rival.
  10. Easy to get snagged by a thorn, no?
  11. This. We are TEXAS, and CDC was a bases-loaded home run hire for AD. They are not randomly going to find themselves where we are.
  12. Forget practice squad money. Go back for another degree, load up on NIL, and dare the NCAA to stop you.
  13. Now that they have absorbed it, the name from ETSU is available.
  14. 'd'ran'ta
  15. Bleeding maroon as they do, they didn't wish to cause alarm by wearing uniforms that could appear to be soaked in their blood. Also, sometimes when they aren't pretending to be the Texas Longhorns, they have enough time also to pretend occasionally to be Texas Rangers.
  16. Fanduel has us +650, tied for 2nd with Oregon behind tOSU (+600). Unless we get some unlucky bounces, I like our chances.
  17. What a huge difference in the number of scholarships occupied by JAGs compared to a few years ago.
  18. Spring Ball '25: Slow RBs that can't catch
  19. I try not to be a grammar nazi, but, "Let he?"
  20. Put rah-rah aggy-looking imagery on the packaging along with the GUARANTEE that 100% of all proceeds go to NIL funding for students being recruited to A&M. Earmark the NIL for athletes choosing between UT and A&M.
  21. Help please for an old. My son wants to watch the Barstool / Kayce Smith video in which she first claims A&M is above Texas and then later declares they are almost like us, just like OU and OSU. I am having trouble finding it. I have done some searches but clearly without an obvious success.
  22. College sports as we know it has to end because it was illegal and had a hypocritical pretense of fairness. People who feel an affinity for their hagiographic recollections of days gone by will mourn its passing, as will those who benefitted from its features (whether good or bad). Southwest Airlines used to be Texas-only airline with sex-kitten stewardesses. It's not just death and taxes; the inevitable includes change and responding to it with denial and lamentation. College sports are changing, not dying. Yes I know I used it as both a plural and singular collective-- sue me, grammar police.
  23. Muestrame un buen perdedor y voy a mostrarte un perdador. pardon my rusty Spanish
  24. I think we should be stone-cold serious about mocking aggy the Texas A&M Fightin' Aggies. It diminishes the genre of aggy Aggie jokes to mix in silly misspellings. Come to think of it, maybe we should abandon making light of them in any fashion whatsoever.
  25. Sometimes a bruise is replaced by pigmentation changes in the skin as the original fades. It essentially becomes/causes a giant freckle. In that sense, one can acquire a "permanent bruise."
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