Everything posted by Aqua Buddha
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I'll bet my life's savings they know every single thing Hunter Biden ever did.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
That's not the reason. The reason is the NBA wants to give the Warriors every advantage it can. The first round schedule was ridiculous. Here's hoping they lose tonight. I like Steph but I hate the favoritism they get from the league.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Dort going on a heater was not on my bingo card.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
OKC is Shai and a bunch of B level guys who can't hit big shots in the moment. Denver is Jokic and a bunch of B level guys who can hit shots in the moment.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Denver hitting every shot they need and OKC fucking up every possessing they need. OKC gets it close and Denver goes on a 9-0 run. Dort is completely terrible and a liability but they keep playing him.
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
This is the right answer. Trading the future for Giannis and his $178M right now is basically ceding Wemby away in five years because the team is middling. If Harper is good, that's a solid core.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Dort is such complete ass on offense. Just awful to the point he's a liability.
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
Yeah, I don't understand that apron thing at all but I do know it makes it basically impossible to have a good team 3 max guys. You're almost better off with 1 A lister, 2-3 B listers, and then a bunch of B-/C+ guys. Otherwise, it's 3 A listers and a bunch of G League guys.
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
If Harper is any good, that roster is a 4-6 seed next season and a title contender the year after that and that's without paying Giannis $175M.
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
Phoenix says hi from Cancun.
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
Does Fox's upcoming contract extension impact whether or not SA going after Giannis? He has one year left and Wemby has two years left. Giannis is at about $60M per year the next three years.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
This. It would take around 100 people to be in on this conspiracy and it's impossible to keep a secret anymore. Conspiracies are for people who want to assign order to what is chaos.
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San Antonio Spurs 2024-25 - Taking it in the pooper for Cooper
My two cents would that SA would be better off taking that Ace Bailey long term, assuming he can shoot. You'd have Wemby, Bailey, Fox, and Castle. That's a helluva young core for literally the next decade. MIL would want at minimum Castle and the #2 pick in addition to other assets. Giannis also has $175M left over three years.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
That's like saying if Scarlett Johansson would sleep with me if I were literally the last man on earth. "If Kyrie Irving and Anthony Davis are healthy..."
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
The problem is the timeline of the Dallas roster. Irving and AD are 33 and 32 respectively and Irving likely won't play until 26/27 when he'll be 35. With AD, this is Anthony Davis we're talking about so who knows how much longer he'll hang on? By the time Flagg enters his peak phase in 3-4 years, Irving and Davis will be long gone. Contrarian take here but Dallas should trade AD for young assets and draft picks. Not sure what to do with Irving.
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Netflix Recommendations
You left out Susan's Sarandon's fantastic tits even at 78. Good Lord.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
That sucks major ass. With a tear, he's out next season too, right?
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Yeah, what happened? I left for a minute or two and came back and they were carting him off like it was an achilles tear.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
Two years from now the Clippers will be a steaming pile of shit.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
Clippers 2027.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
OKC has a shit load of picks from bad teams in the future. The thing is, OKC might not want to be in the Giannis business at $175M over the next 3 years.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
He'd be stupid to do that but he prolly doesn't have a choice. The thing about OKC, they could do this and more if for no other reason to keep Giannis away from SA or Houston.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Well fucking done. Seriously, how much were those?
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
Kyrie is likely out all of next season and this is Anthony Davis we're talking about.