Aqua Buddha

Or she has issues with sex.....

The wife has an uncle. He's prolly mid 60's and fairly effeminate but not over the top. Never married. Never dated. He's a teacher but during the summer takes LONG extended vacations and sometimes even picks up a teaching assignment in another town. (Like, this is really obvious.) Her parents literally have no idea that he's gay. It's the most obvious thing ever but they just can't see that and we've even suggested it and they get indignant. It's to the point it's a running joke now.

You should have kept stroking while you maintained eye contact.....

I would not get serious with a woman with a low body count unless she had a LONG stretch of a long term relationship. If she's 35 or something, never been married, and been with like 3 people, hard pass.

Reading some of these stories makes me more thankful for how my teenage and college years played out. I was a somewhat dorky HS kid in the 90's but my GF was kinda nerdy but DTF. I literally had more sex than anyone in town but it was with one girl. Wasn't with #2 until college. As a result, I had a lot of sexual confidence both before and during. As I got older and less dorky, it just becomes free and easy so I could never understand why all these dudes couldn't get laid. It was confidence, or lack thereof. Also, Team Pussy Hound here. Didn't know there was a difference between horn dog and pussy hound but OK. I'm also a big fan of sleeping around when you're younger. You find what you like, what you don't like, what you can't live without, etc. Same applies to women. (Why wouldn't it?) It's why I never understood the hang ups with body count. You could easily sleep with 35 people by the time you're 30. Just average 3 per year from 18-30 and there you go. It's really not that many.

Well, did you finish?

They just share memes with each other? So, they're skipping forward all the way to being married for 10 years?

Going forward with the Clippers, you really have to wonder about PG. He's 34 years old at this point and if he wants to win a title or even come close, he needs to do something this offseason with his player option. He's not winning with the Clippers and their current roster. No one in their right mind would have signed The Nephew to that new contract but they did. He played 68 games this year and that's the most games he's played since 2017. He's injured now (surprise) and he'll turn 33 this year. Even with that and Harden, they still finished middle of the pack with a likely first round exit. If he went to GS, they're contenders immediately. Bill Simmons mentioned Orlando but that seems random. My guess is Ballmer money whips him to stay in order to open the new arena. If he leaves, though, the makes the PG trade with SGA even worse than it already is.

Slumpbusters. Also depends what time it is at the bar. She's a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2.

The police "weren't doing anything." Police is plural. The "policeman" is singular. Goddamnit.....

Requesting from whom?

Must have told them there was a black guy in there with expired tags or something.

If it goes to a Game 7, that will be on Sunday May 5th. Winner then turns around and plays at OKC on Tuesday, May 7th with OKC having like a week off.

He's also a guy with 10 kids or something that doesn't spend any time with any of his kids weighing in about what it takes to have a kid.

I just watched Lu Dort completely destroy Brandon Ingram’s trade value. Jeez. Dude worked a clinic.

Porn back then was pretty basic, though, even the movies. Fairly basic sex. It’s the Wild West now…..

A "Suns source" = Kevin Durant

Most definitely. It's one wrinkle to the story about whoring going down that I find interesting. They're saying in person spending is down because younger generations aren't into sex as much as the boomers but online porn is a huge business. So, is it just laziness and/or fear of dealing with a woman in person?

Just got back after seeing it. There were audible gasps in the theater about the Plemmons character. However, shit like that happened in the Civil War here and others around the world. Towards the end, it turns into a lawless wasteland and people start doing what they want regardless of the depravity. I'd also echo what others said. The movie does a good job of straddling the sides to where you're really not sure who is who but that's the point. You're left to fill in the blanks. It's also a love letter and a nod to war correspondents. They're not there to parse the issues. They're there to report the story and get the pictures and that's what the main characters are doing here. There's never any talk while driving about the drivers of the civil war in question. It's just how to do their job. The combat scenes were on point.

Of course..... Odds of Paul George bolting after this year for maybe Golden State? He's never winning anything on the Clippers with The Nephew.

They can throw three elite level wing defenders out there in SGA, Dort, and Cason Wallace. They're eating BI and McCollum up. BI can't even get shots up over Dort.