Aqua Buddha

Wait a minute.... This ISN'T satire?

Minny lost to Chicago and Okie City lost to Utar. Clippers are now in first but the lead in a four way tie or something......

All "Drive Until You Qualify" counties are Trumpy. They buy F-250's with lift kits and truck nuts to drive to their office jobs an hour away in the city and then blame Biden for how much they're spending on gas.

Also, if Biden is so feeble and senile, why won't Trump debate him? (He won't and we all know it.)

Very true but from what I understand behind the scenes, he was a really good guy. He's not the first or only musician to peddle trash to the masses.

These come in XXL, I assume?

I didn't know that was a real painting. That's fucking awesome. He could easily get millions for it.

Could go anywhere really:

Not a drag queen.

Just stumbled across this. So much to unpack here: 1. Sorry for what's going on with your son. It sucks and most everyone here has been impacted by addiction. 2. I'd say your wife needs to get a job but there seems to be resistance from even you on that so you're going to do what you're going to do. I just can't imagine being your wife, being $90K in CC debt and not working. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if I were her. 3. Most importantly, you need to declare bankruptcy if you want any semblance of a retirement. You're going to spend well over $100K paying this off. If you do that, you're missing the appreciation of any investments. Assuming you're about 50, that's 10-15 years of appreciation and that could easily be $150K to $200K at the end of it, on top of what you have saved now. Sure, your credit will take a hit but that doesn't really matter if you don't plan on borrowing in the next 5-7 years. You already have a house and you can get a car with bad credit. No CC's, though, and that's fine. Don't be a lifelong slave to a credit score. 4. For the love of god, don't borrow against your 401k. Again, you're losing out on the appreciation and it hurts your retirement.

I know. Dude was built even during Star Wars.

Well, that sucks:

Oh my:

Thanks a lot, Joe: Our Chart of the Day is from YCharts, which shows that US oil production has surged to a new record high of 13.3 million barrels a day last week. The prior record was 13.2 million barrels a day hit in November, and is above the pre-pandemic high of 13.1 million barrels reached in February 2020. America's steady rise in US oil production has helped put a cap on prices, with the commodity down 8% year-to-date even amid a flare-up in geopolitical tensions in the Middle East, and as the US economy remains on solid footing. That's been great news for drivers, with the average price of gas steadily falling to $3.12 a gallon, according to the most recent data from AAA. The US is the largest oil producer in the world, surpassing Russia's 9.5 million barrel a day production rate, and well ahead of Saudi Arabia's daily production rate of 9.1 million barrels a day. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/chart-day-us-crude-oil-044740808.html

Trump will just personally make up the difference because he's a mega billionaire, right?

Let me guess, there's a clause in his contract that if he plays one game during the season, he didn't "miss" the season.

That was literally like 20 years ago. He had one album in the late 90's and one song with Sheryl Crow. Why is he still even relevant?

Uh oh. Celebrity war heating up:

The WSJ editorial board is largely insane and completely different from the paper itself but even the conspiracy talk is too much for them. They had a piece today about the Taylor Swift thing being an example of how it's basically a party of conspiracy theorists now.

I tend to agree with this but I saw a piece on the history of convicted pols whose support cratered after the actual conviction. I'm with you, though.

I thought this would happen once he started getting more coverage. The media (for some reason) hasn't been reporting on the insane things he says. Now that they kind of have to, people are either remembering or realizing how insane he is:

I did not know there was that much of an imbalance. How many nurse practitioners are there? I've noticed over the past few years, I almost never see my primary any more, it's always the nurse practitioner, which is fine.