Aqua Buddha

Hey, Nate. Go fuck yourself you fucking incel.

Frank Luntz has been doing this for two years.

Obvious meme:

Trump is underwater with old white guys. Fucking fabulous.

Do I have to do all the work here? She also turned 51 this year.

I can’t wait for the lawsuit. Good luck with a jury anywhere in PA.

"Dad, I need a new phone." "Son, you went up to a known celebrity who played a violent sport and is 6'3"/275 and called his also celebrity brother a f****t? You're lucky all he broke was your phone."

I'd love to be there when Little Johnny tells his parents why he needs a new phone.....

That kid better be glad that's all Kelce broke.

Husband: My wife would never lie to me Wife: Honey, I was only with two other men before you but you're the BIGGEST and the BEST!

Wives lie to their husbands about the guys they slept with and their shopping habits among other things so yeah, who they vote for is a pretty small lie.

Wives don't tell their husbands about their shopping habits, so yeah, they'll like about who they vote for.

From the Atlantic article: At the end of June, in the afterglow of a debate performance that would ultimately prompt President Joe Biden to end his campaign for reelection, Donald Trump startled his aides by announcing that he’d come up with a new nickname for his opponent. “The guy’s a retard. He’s retarded. I think that’s what I’ll start calling him,” Trump declared aboard his campaign plane, en route to a rally that evening, according to three people who heard him make the remarks: “Retarded Joe Biden.” The staffers present—and, within hours, others who’d heard about the epithet secondhand—pleaded with Trump not to say this publicly. They warned him that it would antagonize the moderate voters who’d been breaking in their direction, while engendering sympathy for a politician who, at that moment, was the subject of widespread ridicule. As Trump demurred, musing that he might debut the nickname at that night’s event, his staffers puzzled over the timing. Biden was on the ropes. Polls showed Trump jumping out to the biggest lead he’d enjoyed in any of his three campaigns for the presidency. Everything was going right for the Republican Party and its nominee. Why would he jeopardize that for the sake of slinging a juvenile insult? (A campaign spokesperson, Steven Cheung, said the nickname “was never discussed and this is materially false.”)

Fuck Jill Stein.

Jimmy Carter representing in there. Props.

Jerking off two guys at once:

I just leave this here:

Ha ha ha ha: TL:DR -- we pissed off a lot of Puerto Ricans in some key states and now we're going to lose. Take the loss pussy.

During my few trips through Atlanta, I’ve tried to book her but she’s always out of town on traveling multi day dates. Im the meantime, I just follow her on Twitter and she’s sarcastic and hilarious. I could teach a PhD level class on branding and pricing just using her as a case study. We DM’ed about it once and she never thought of it that way. Cool gal. I get the impression she rakes it in.

Not so fast my friend…… She makes serious money. It’s the extended dates.