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Kel Varnsen

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  1. Mine said SEX: INFREQUENTLY
  2. Halloween will be 101 now muthafuckas
  3. Much like his religion and favorite Bible verse, what he will vote for is very private. He doesn't think he should tell anyone.
  4. They are just wildly swinging in the dark hoping something lands.
  5. This the kind of preacher that makes you miss the beginning of the Cowboy's game.
  6. It's called being grateful. Something you've never experienced.
  7. Hell no, he gotta look at Maya every holiday and try not to get a boner.
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