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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. I think Mattress Max is the knockoff.
  2. I got in your mom's trunk via the backseat of a sedan.
  3. There's probably better ways to get guys to fuck you, if that's what you're looking for.
  4. ScarJo walking onto the set...
  5. Once we kill ourselves off, the climate change problem should self-correct.
  6. So fucked up.
  7. Imagine stairs going into the water...
  8. Deej

    3-2-1 Ribs

    The only way to truly make money in the bbq business.
  9. The Jitterbug phone app is missing some key features.
  10. Do you have an few hours for my response to that question?
  11. The number of Blue Alerts is miniscule to the number of Amber Alerts in the middle of the night. I'm not getting out of bed to look outside to see if that kid from the Panhandle has somehow made it to my neighborhood in Austin.
  12. The jury for your trial is going to need about 15 minutes to find you guilty if you keep this up.
  13. They're already spending relief funds from the weekend flooding?
  14. It's called Royal Blue, and they have several locations downtown.
  15. Just a guy leaving South Austin's mom's bedroom.
  16. Inks is up about 3 feet. Those cabins are always fine. It's not the same when they release from Buchanan as a flash flood on the rivers.
  17. True crime and disasters, the flames to the moth that is Nicole.
  18. Should be enough rain to convince LCRA it'll be fine to let some more new housing developments put straws in the lake.
  19. She's raping their severed heads?
  20. Have you seen all the brown people who don't live there who show up to fish that pond? They need that militia.
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