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Deej

Certifiably Surly
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Everything posted by Deej

  1. They tossed him the keys to his dorm room and he dropped them.
  2. You said "dick riding" twice. You know what that means.
  3. I'm good with them blowing up 6th Street at this point.
  4. Yeah, #1 just made the scout team.
  5. What are you going to do with 40 subscriptions to "Vibe"?
  6. Will the second dick be as small as the first one? Asking for Adriana Lima and Kate Upton.
  7. I love one of mine to the tune of over $16k to repair a congenital liver defect.
  8. SNL creator Lorne Michaels donates archive to Harry Ransom Center in Austin https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/snl-creator-lorne-michaels-donates-archive-to-harry-ransom-center-in-austin/
  9. Deej

    Pizza

    Probably wasn't the crust.
  10. Deej

    Pizza

    Get the whole wheat crust, too.
  11. Happy hour buffet at Symphony Square Serranos was good for a meal while putting down drinks.
  12. That reason is the turkey sausage, and it's been the reason for a long time.
  13. Deej

    Below Deck

    If he's gonna hook up with Danni, he's gonna need more than one beer.
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