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Deej

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  1. I mean, we say that, but...
  2. Orange slices for everyone!!!
  3. Peacock. And they kinda did with "Poker Face".
  4. https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/chimpanzee-grass-butt-1.7583207
  5. I blame porn for making everyone want to shoot their load everywhere but inside.
  6. Make it a combo for only $17.
  7. You have to replace the I key on your keyboard like twice a year, right?
  8. Everything was heading in the right direction and then Mack Brown found his way back to Austin.
  9. It'll be great when he punches Sark's lights out.
  10. 61% of this country reads and writes at or below a 4th grade level.
  11. I should have invested in Austin-area liquor stores.
  12. That's a defensive maneuver of the part of the horse to protect against sexual assault.
  13. Deej

    30 Rock

    Just wait until he finds out who shot J.R.
  14. Plus they can pour you one hell of a slab if you want to add some outside seating.
  15. So everyone will die two years before aggy wins their only championship?
  16. Merry Christmas, everybody!
  17. Are you getting an extra $120K for your shit?
  18. There is nothing finer than being the first one in the office in the morning and taking a giant shit in the office bathroom before anyone can beat you to it, and if it comes with double the salary, the choice is a no-brainer.
  19. Bruce Willis - 70 James Van Der Beek - 48 Chevy Chase - 81 Clint Eastwood - 95 Gary Busey - 81 Harvey Weinstein - 73 Tommy Lee Jones - 79 Sally Struthers - 78 Harrison Ford -83 Amanda Bynes - 39
  20. So the Saudi money wasn't enough?
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