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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. It sounds like she was about to graduate aggy and realized she'd fucked over her entire life.
  2. Did the altitude affect his jizz production?
  3. Chevy will also be screening in Sugar Land and Grand Prairie. He must be on the bill with Spinal Tap.
  4. I got my tickets. Yes, its him and his wife.
  5. They are having a showing of "Christmas Vacation" with a Q&A with Chevy Chase at Bass Concert Hall. I bet they could have included Randy Quaid for cheap.
  6. It's not a cartoon, you heathen. It's a stop-motion animation special.
  7. aggy on aggy crime?
  8. Deej replied to C-Man's topic in Football
    Forget it Jake, it's Louisiana.
  9. Did they turn those guys in to ICE when they finished playing?
  10. Are we sure she doesn't already have an Only Fans page? Asking for a friend.
  11. They didn't like the mariachi band because of their issues with brown people.
  12. That's one way to avoid layoffs.
  13. Did his mom try to sleep with the arresting officer?
  14. Deej replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    Full of fat people?
  15. I can't wait for summer to make a triumphant return in about 10 days.
  16. It's on the ESPN app.
  17. Microphones, speakers...whatever it takes.
  18. Deej replied to RPM's topic in Daily Texan
    Now $69.99.
  19. After Arch's TD run, they should have played Case McCoy's run on the jumbotron.
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