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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. But you watch Texas Football?
  2. Steph Curry is playing?
  3. "Why did you abandon me, Lord!" "Where there was only one gunshot hole is where my hand covered your carotid artery."
  4. Whataburger brought the cows with them to Chicago?
  5. Only seven times, right?
  6. It always seemed that, out of all the yogurt shops in Austin, that should have been the one that was the scene of a quadruple homicide.
  7. That gives me a chubby.
  8. He wasn't found in the Provo River.
  9. HEB: "Here, everything is bigger."
  10. I'm not saying not both, but Mack seems to be skating this.
  11. Deej

    The Mo Bamba Song

  12. Belichick is awful, but everyone needs to not be giving Mack a pass for leaving another program in the shitter on his way out. Fuck Mack Brown.
  13. Good luck with that.
  14. 1670?
  15. Fire looks like it left that lovely pool alone.
  16. "We've a pool. We've got a pond. Pool is good for you."
  17. Good think you went healthy with the Diet Coke.
  18. That's a huge house. *insert cat reading newspaper with "I should have been a judge" meme*
  19. Fire in a vacant hotel. What could possibly be the cause?
  20. Becht shaking a concussion off two weeks in a row. Nice job, Matt Campbell.
  21. If you live in Pemberton, just have the servants take them.
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