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Deej

Certifiably Surly
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Everything posted by Deej

  1. We need one of those to move Immamac around on game days.
  2. So dodgeball is too unsafe, now, but they can throw javelins?
  3. A tear gas canister to the head can't hurt you. Just ask Ruben Salazar. Oh, wait...
  4. "Hey guys, we heard the complaints that driving to Prairie View is a chore, just to get laid, so we fixed it."
  5. Deej

    Below Deck

    I can't stand Fraser.
  6. The Big 12 was really holding us back.
  7. Always go with your first choice.
  8. And they're the backbone of Surly.
  9. Thankfully, the vet school is there to handle the goats' anal prolapse. They have a lot of experience with that problem.
  10. "One eye goes one way, and the other eye goes the other way."
  11. Two Steel Shanks, one bowl.
  12. If its five or more children with five or more different mothers, does that count? Im sure his opinion of that would be different, depending upon the skin color of the father.
  13. What is Musk's net worth? Asking for Thomas J. Henry.
  14. Only an hour, will be quicker once they finish the toll road expansion.
  15. Tristan wins as long has he doesn't completely fuck up. The dad story is too much for Bravo to pass on.
  16. Taken moments before Elko devoured the bass whole.
  17. But they fed money to terrorists in training in Qatar.
  18. If we could only get Nicole to stop dumping bodies in Town Lake...
  19. I'd sniff her taint.
  20. She's shooting from the bank, now.
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