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Deej

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  1. 3 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

    Gen X is the absolute best generation. Everyone else is a bunch of slap dick ass clowns.

    Last generation to grow up without the internet. We also know how to fuck chicks with or without internet assistance. We can fix your computer but also know when to ignore them. We also didn’t use our student loan money to travel the world and then bitch how we shouldn’t have to pay it back.

    Gen X is the most well rounded when it comes to employment, pussy, beer, and drugs. We respect others, aren’t snowflakes, work hard, and created great music.

    Fight me.

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  2. 2 hours ago, AnotherUTFan said:

    1) Buy the fucking building

    2) Warn the neighbors in advance with a hard end time

    3) ????

    4) Profit

    Seriously, after my divorce I couldn't afford to buy in San Francisco so I've been renting an apartment. When the building my friend owns a bar in went up for sale we decided to partner up and buy it. I got a 2 BR apartment on Mission Street in San Francisco out of it, and she now controls her own rent for eternity. We celebrated with a party for the neighborhood before I moved in.

     

    I'd loaned my friend the Telecaster for his bands Halloween Burrito Brothers tribute set. I missed that show so I asked if they'd play it again at my party and they agreed. I had a fucking full band complete with fiddle and pedal steel in my fucking bedroom! They opened because they had a paying gig to get to after, but they were incredible for a Grampire like myself.

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    I thought I was good having a stage in the yard. You have a bar beneath you. FML.

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