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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. You heathens need to invest in a bidet, then you won't need all that toilet paper.
  2. I'm serious about Arby's. King of the fast food Reuben sandwich. Well, possibly the only fast food Reuben sandwich, but anyway. Plus, Horsey sauce.
  3. Deej replied to Deej's topic in Music
    Bots were less likely in 2007.
  4. Is that Rosie O'Donnell playing her in the Dixie Chicks movie?
  5. So, he was there for the gang bang?
  6. Deej replied to Im_smarter_then_you's topic in Football
    That is very unfair to actual retards.
  7. Peanut butter and chocolate chip coffee cake.
  8. After seeing her videos, she can rest assured nobody was jacking it off to her.
  9. "Hey, what am I doing standing here on the corner of West 8th Street and the 6th Avenue? And, ah, skip it. Nothing. Keith! What you, what you doing?"
  10. She walked in on Derka, didnt she?
  11. The white people who didn't realize what neighborhood they were buying/renting in.
  12. I find the hours of 2-5 am to be the perfect time to take a taco stroll on a Saturday or Sunday morning.
  13. Flavor Flav.
  14. Imagine how much better that show would have been if he'd have opened for John Prine.
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