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Deej

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  1. Lakeway, but... These fellas get the wrong guy? https://www.kxan.com/news/local/travis-county/affidavit-group-of-men-assault-presumed-pedophile-at-lakeway-h-e-b/
  2. They didn't pivot into the CBD market? Were they just still selling grinders and glassware? You can't throw a rock in this town without hitting a CBD/Vape store.
  3. It's Texas. Female bodies belong to the State. Moose out front should have told you.
  4. aggy athletic department probably encouraged this scam to their donors.
  5. We had a shit flood that one year at ACL.
  6. Did Rocko upgrade to a 90's Corvette?
  7. You could just shove needles into your taint for the same experience.
  8. Deej

    Mexican

    Had a guy I worked with back in the 90's get served four or five of them after a day of tubing on the Guadalupe. When he stood up to leave, he pulled a Chris Farley and fell, knocking down the table next to us that was occupied by a couple and their two young children.
  9. I don't know why people still watch them on television.
  10. Deej

    Below Deck

    You're lucky. Gary would have made off with your wife.
  11. Shocked they didn't pixelate the money shot.
  12. The cup packed with enough crushed ice that you get maybe four ounces of drink in a large. Infuriating.
  13. I can get you a licked stamp, Dude.
  14. We just need recievers who can make everyone miss after having to wait on a 5 yard pass to get to them on the edges.
  15. Y'all seem to think the laws of this country apply to the obscenely wealthy.
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