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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. I'm glad I bought the five gallon tubs of dehydrated bananas from Jim Baker when I did.
  2. aggy and Russia have so much in common.
  3. "Some evil whorn at HEB planted the listeria in the Blue Bell plant so they could make room for Creamy Creations." - aggy
  4. Are you an anti dentite?
  5. Or drive your family to Wally World.
  6. You missed the part where he said he was ugly?
  7. Don't forget they ignored the practice rules all season.
  8. I once was on a flight to Vegas with two Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders sitting next to me. I was so close to a threesome.
  9. If it weren't for gay whales, Subaru would fold.
  10. Good looking? Not crazy so. Sexy as fuck? Yes.
  11. Well, did you cum, or what?
  12. That loss was cancelled out by their Spring game win.
  13. I was driving my passed out parents home from the bar while I smoked unfiltered Camels when I was 7.
  14. He probably just moved here from California.
  15. Settle down, David Carradine
  16. Is that a Queen Elizabeth Fleshlight vending machine?
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