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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Burn all of Russia to the ground and then salt the earth.
  2. They should toss Mack Brown into the mix.
  3. It still is.
  4. I thought all white people were racist.
  5. The Eagles and the people of Philly are the only things that can make me cheer for Dallas at this point in my life.
  6. I had no expectations. If this came out with no attachment to The Office, it'd hold its own, I think. Its not as slapstick-y as The Office.
  7. It sucks to not have great players on your team to carry you.
  8. Give 'em hell, Gumbo. My deepest sympathies, jimmyjazz.
  9. Replace the unicorn with Fitlump
  10. I watched the first three this morning before work. I agree. It wasn't horrible.
  11. "I picked up the five trays, but I was robbed on the way back!"
  12. Perfect. Austin is whiter than Cracker Barrel's clientele.
  13. She a worse human being than she is athlete. That's pretty amazing.
  14. Force them to hire Rodney Terry as their head coach?
  15. He should have removed you from his will.
  16. Every fucking lawyer's dream. The only ones who come out financially ahead.
  17. This is Surly. Real men who get shingles on top of their herpes sores.
  18. He's too classy for the Big 12.
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