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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Maybe he attached it to his chest hair with velcro?
  2. I refuse to trust a bearded, ginger YouTuber.
  3. Their music didn't age all that well. Although plenty of the Depends and Skechers crowd are still willing to pay to see them.
  4. Anyone without Larry Legend in his prime on their team needs their head checked. Stone cold killer. Plus, his trash talk against a bunch of aliens would be epic.
  5. TxTow would rat us out from prison.
  6. ztejas:
  7. Deej

    Burgers

    That's about $150 worth of food or more at Dirty's, now.
  8. But it doesn't say anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting' drunk. Wait, wrong genre.
  9. It was soon to also be filled with gas from Allsup's burritos, I'm sure.
  10. Somehow, she's getting cuter.
  11. We are such a dumb team
  12. Bench that dumbass
  13. Hey, Manning put on a UTEP uniform.
  14. Fuck Sark and his not taking points
  15. We need to stop scheduling these tough teams.
  16. Bench Arch, fire Sark.
  17. Just traded for a Taylor acoustic. Not anything high end. 214.
  18. aggy won every war they never fought.
  19. Deej

    Getting old sucks

    But you're not touching your eyeballs...the contacts are.
  20. I remember when furry porn was just porn with Ron Jeremy in it.
  21. We have access to South Austin's mom.
  22. Nothing wrong with his leg, he's just b-boy limpin'. (RIP, MCA)
  23. Kinda looks like someone I know.
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