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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Because he hates black people.
  2. I went in the other room to play guitar for a bit and walked back in to this. I wonder what she ordered from Chewy?
  3. Deej replied to Zepol87's topic in Daily Texan
    I find that hard to believe. Attorneys are such kind and honest people.
  4. We have a poster here who still says that.
  5. Have they figured out a plan to put bike lanes on the I-35 rebuild?
  6. Deej replied to TonyTexas's topic in Daily Texan
    Have you really learned anything about chimps until you've driven cross country with one in an 18-wheeler, though?
  7. Deej replied to Zepol87's topic in Daily Texan
    Fixed
  8. Deej replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Thanks, Mrs. Klubnik.
  9. Deej replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    His dad sounds like a pussy.
  10. He said once he was removed, things moved forward. So it can't be about Mack Brown.
  11. Inside the 5 yard line, probably.
  12. Well, that does make a difference.
  13. What exactly makes it excellent? There's isn't a whole lot to having to roll your sleeve up and them stick a needle in your shoulder.
  14. So Jones was able to wear his shirt again after 34 long years. Any word on whether Mike Huckabee put his pants back on?
  15. They should just set him loose one evening on Rainey Street. A certain poster here will solve the problem.
  16. Perfect. He's the male Melissa McCarthy
  17. Hopefully, this is an Abbott story that has legs.
  18. Don't sleep on the Zebra Cakes.
  19. I somehow made it a whole 40 days from Penny passing until I got another dog.
  20. The most incredible part of this entire story is that the shirt still fit.
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