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  1. Deej
    Where have you been? This is not common knowledge?
  2. Deej
    When the highest ranking member of the corps speaks, you listen.
  3. Deej
    I'll take "Things people say when meeting South Austin's mom" for $500
  4. Deej
  5. Deej
    Just have plenty of toilet paper on hand for your guests in case things go bad with the meat. Maybe rent a porta potty or two?
  6. Deej
    So, like half the college football coaches. Yeah, it's so different.
  7. Deej
    Just bomb every square inch of that shithole.
  8. Deej
    aggy would fuck up and forget to put the cyanide in the Flavor Aid
  9. Deej
    I'm good with it considering all the cyclists I see not using the bike lanes we pay for.
  10. Deej
    What did he do to piss off Putin?
  11. Deej
    Still won't make you as sick as Longhorn football during the 2010's.
  12. Deej
    Without Jason Lee, several Kevin Smith movies would be forgettable
  13. Deej
    Crowe lived that character, for the most part. Are we sure something like that didn't really happen?
  14. Deej
    I have a dog that kills them if you need to borrow her.
  15. Deej
    It's like you don't even remember Mack Brown Texas Football.
  16. Deej
    Later: "Look, we'd love to focus more on the homeless problem and crime downtown, but our headquarters really aren't close enough to deal with all that."
  17. Deej
    All that money we're spending on the homeless, couldn't we just ask them to count the trees for us? We'd be able to tell which trees were counted by the amount of garbage and feces underneath them, so we could track their progress.
  18. Deej
    Ay, caramba!
  19. Deej
    My regarded BIL
  20. Deej
    fixed
  21. Deej
    Your character can explore College Station in, and if you get lost, friendly aggy NPC's will direct you to Kroger Field.
  22. Deej
    "Who is he?" Lulz
  23. Deej
    He's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
  24. Deej
    NIL killed the bag lady.
  25. Deej
    Better than an Angel.Reese jump shot, though.

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