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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. I drunkenly spill beer in my chili quite often.
  2. How do all those black women get through that neighborhood to Mt. Bonnell without all the Karens calling the police?
  3. Give them a little horse paste, wish them good luck, and send them on their way.
  4. You're thinking Keith Moon.
  5. That TCBY has 326 Google reviews. One for every customer they've ever served.
  6. I don't think she wears anything but sleeveless tops. She's very proud of her awful tattoos.
  7. My favorite part of Top Chef is trying to figure out who has the shittiest tattoos. They should make that a separate show. Well that, and Gail's tits.
  8. The irony of talking about keeping grass green in an aggy thread amazing.
  9. I don't know. Austin is full of Grade A douchebags.
  10. So, you're predicting an Earley departure?
  11. Hope those Buc-ee's Nuggets were worth it.
  12. He didn't match the DNA, if I recall.
  13. Austin had the Coleen Reed murder right around the same time. It was a one-two punch.
  14. When a particular race of people who had never been to the east side lost a palpable amount of innocence.
  15. At your age, you would think you'd like a softer yard to fall in.
  16. "You know, being aggy isn't working for us. Maybe if we looked more aggy?"
  17. aggy, whenever they think they have a chance...
  18. How dare you! She is allowed to identify as whatever she wants.
  19. It's good to know that he's following in Dale Dudley's footsteps.
  20. I'm always shocked TexAgs posters learned how to use the internet.
  21. "What are 'Things your wife should be doing', Alex?"
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