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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. No, Jesus could walk on water.
  2. Anyone who actually believes shit like this about themselves is a horrible human being.
  3. Start with 1 and listen straight through to In Through The Out Door. ;
  4. Clark should go on strike.
  5. Getting Blue out for a beer tonight. Maybe she'll get some distraction.
  6. It's been six days, and Blue is still moping around without Penny. Goes outside only to do her business and then goes straight back inside and back into bed. She's not all that into eating, either. I'm going to have to get another dog. It's been 23 years since I've had only one dog, and Blue hasn't rolled solo since she was 12 weeks old.
  7. If Facebook is good enough for flood warnings, its good enough for this.
  8. Another thread where, if your opinion differs from Derka's, you're just flat-out wrong.
  9. What happens in the sex tent stays in the sex tent.
  10. We need the Looch/Johnny Football version.
  11. The lesson here? Nicole was unwilling to go the extra mile, and the Town Lake victims all probably look like the VP of sales at her old company.
  12. There's no reason for her not to lead the league in rebounds. Due to her eyes being on the sides of her head, she has a greater field of vision than any other player in the league.
  13. You give someone the Heimlich maneuver, and all hell breaks loose. No good deed goes unpunished.
  14. Some innocent person is going to get the shit beat out of them for this.
  15. Not their shitty music?
  16. Do you have this 45 year old's name and number? Asking for a friend.
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