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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Should fly a drone around the arena pulling a sign that says "Nico is not our standard"
  2. It would take aggy tears to fill the gulf.
  3. She's the Mack Brown of Hollywood.
  4. Sorry for the joke, Elon-boy.
  5. Drunk Pontiac drivers drive better than FSD Teslas. Good job, Elon.
  6. Relax...just rub some ivermectin on your bleeding orifices and it will clear right up.
  7. Link to OnlyFans?
  8. Heard their new coach being interviewed this weekend on a Sirius channel. He seemed full of himself. Perfect for aggy. Asked about continuing on from last year's team, said something like "well, I was a big part of that."
  9. The sooner it crashes, the sooner they can move the team to Vegas.
  10. "Tall black guy's coffee..." "I ordered a tall, black, iced coffee"
  11. Yeah, but even mentioning it being an NCAA violation is pointless.
  12. If only her and Mama Cass could have rubbed off on one another.
  13. Home Depot and Lowe's sell meat, and allowed you to return it?
  14. The lady who clears the table at your local Dim Sum joint?
  15. If anyone could handle that big of a butt plug, it's Elon.
  16. Somebody photoshop some corps members behind her.
  17. Bright side? The @NowThis incident.
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