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Deej

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  1. Won't somebody think of the poor man who has to slum it in a house on Scenic Drive? How is that family supposed to afford the time, money, and effort it would take to have a functional emergency plan in place to save the lives of children?
  2. How'd he know? Had he shared a cell with him?
  3. Have you eaten there lately? It is ridiculously overpriced. Nothing they serve should cost more than a dollar.
  4. If you had an Asian wife, you'd have already had the rice cooker.
  5. GTA 6 looks like it's going to be worth this latest delay.
  6. I thought McDonald's claimed in court their coffee wasn't that hot?
  7. I'm sure he'd take orders. That one is buffalo hide.
  8. Nothing too fancy, but a buddy of mine makes a living doing leather work (jokes here) and sent this to me. Its a nice little place for picks, even fits on the guitar strap so I have them close. He does custom costuming for movies and tv. I'm going to have him do the work for a Waylon tele.
  9. Your lack of dedication is disturbing.
  10. Kentucky Pan-fried Raccoon.
  11. Well, we were drunk the day our band truck got out of prison...
  12. I get it...you like rat-faced girls.
  13. I thought Theo Von was Hawk Tua girl's twin brother.
  14. Surly, waiting for the invites...
  15. Wait...you think throwing even more millions at the homeless will make them go away? Bless your heart.
  16. Maisy is 27 pounds at 16 weeks. Im not sure where the weight is, as she is super lanky. Maybe it's all in her giraffe neck.
  17. Luicci doesn't ever have dried jizz on his clothes. He licks it all off.
  18. I'm sure Surly lawyers are using this thread for CLE credit.
  19. WTF? https://www.kxan.com/news/crime/kidnapped-woman-shot-with-bb-gun-handcuffed-at-austin-home-affidavit-says/
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