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Deej

Certifiably Surly
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Everything posted by Deej

  1. He outlasted Paul by almost 60 years.
  2. BOGO on chicken fajita tacos through the app.
  3. Yeah, where is the demand for bike lanes on Dirty 6th?
  4. How many Surlyites are going to be faking bladder cancer, now? Good job.
  5. That reminds me, I haven't watched Fight Club in some time.
  6. Judging by your username, no.
  7. Have you had the fru?
  8. I've got an urge for some Pabst Blue Ribbon and a tank of nitrous.
  9. Dallas doesn't deserve HEB.
  10. A sheep's rectum?
  11. David Lynch
  12. They tossed him the keys to his dorm room and he dropped them.
  13. You said "dick riding" twice. You know what that means.
  14. I'm good with them blowing up 6th Street at this point.
  15. Yeah, #1 just made the scout team.
  16. Money and no head injuries? I'd take it.
  17. What are you going to do with 40 subscriptions to "Vibe"?
  18. Will the second dick be as small as the first one? Asking for Adriana Lima and Kate Upton.
  19. I love one of mine to the tune of over $16k to repair a congenital liver defect.
  20. SNL creator Lorne Michaels donates archive to Harry Ransom Center in Austin https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/snl-creator-lorne-michaels-donates-archive-to-harry-ransom-center-in-austin/
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