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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. So, what happens in Vegas no longer stays in Vegas?
  2. As long as the lawyers get overpaid, we're all good here.
  3. We all know the monsters that lurk in the Great Lakes.
  4. All you fuckers should pay me to look after your dogs. Whenever I get more than three extra here, it's guaranteed to rain.
  5. My mom has pics of me as a toddler with cans of Schlitz in my hand. Lots of pics. Can't imagine how I turned out like I did.
  6. I do have a little fear of toothless meth-heads breaking into my home.
  7. There's no decision to make. NC or No NC on the line, you stomp those mouthy fucking morons into the ground. It won't shut them up, but they need to be kept in their place. I don't care who we're playing. Trying to get cute regarding possible future scenarios will bite you in the ass more times than you'd like.
  8. Is anyone really a warm beer drinker? C'mon, it's not nice to pick on someone mentally challenged, like Dave Matthews.
  9. Duke is looking good. I feel sorry for whoever hired their last coach.
  10. Sometimes you just have to burn a program to the ground to set a personal record and receive pointless accolades.
  11. Sark: "Excuse me, Mr. Referee. Can we stop the clock on every play? We want to see if we can get to 120."
  12. Did they find a Filipino kid to replace Glen Frey?
  13. That lady obviously knows very little about football
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