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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. "I had to get a beeper cuz my phone is tapped..."
  2. Mountain goats, thinking they had found a safe spot from aggy. Narrator: "They hadn't."
  3. Deej

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    Just missed your chance to get NowThis'd.
  4. Denying extra long fake fingernails is racist.
  5. Even a blind aggy finds a sheep rectum once in awhile.
  6. Mack just needs to transition the team to a power running offense.
  7. When no one said, "No, Mack, please don't retire!", he had to walk it back out of spite.
  8. 52-10 Sark shuts it down after the first half with Texas leading 38-3. 556 yards of total offense..
  9. Well, now Billy needs to man up. Schedule it for the aggy game tailgate. Sell tickets.
  10. Just realized that the woman playing Leslie Abramson in the new Netflix series about the Menendez brothers played Meadow's college roommate Caitlin.
  11. Did she design the new addition to the Guggenheim?
  12. If only Billy could fight someone, then he could show them. Alas, this messed up world won't allow him to do so.
  13. 21 must be a big fan of The Fifth Element.
  14. "Relent, or will drop logs on you."
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